I was walking through the woods to get to my favorite fishing spot,
when suddenly, I come across a woman crucified.
She is nude, and beautiful, so I walk closer to get a better look
She tells me that a certain Mr. Tree, has crucified her for wrecking his classic Mustang, for the umpteenth time.
I decide that she has definitely deserved her fate, and walk around the tree to get a look
at her rear end
Yes indeed, this is a great view!
As I begin to leave, she pleads with me to help her.
I tell her that is not going to happen, she looks too good on that cross.
I take a few pictures, and head on my way to my fishing hole
What a great morning, if only all my trips to the fishing hole
where as exciting as this