As has been mentioned in other stories while dismissed by science as lore time travel and parallel universes do exist. We have met Deborah Wraggulus in another thread who watched the brutal executions of seven women who were crucified naked on Golgotha. We know she is protected from such a fate but also the thought of such ordeal does not repel her from such a torturous death. No- indeed it inspires her to find what it would be like to be publicly crucified naked before a mob demanding her death.
Deborah, known informally as Debbie, has petitioned her father to be crucified but in Judea this is impossible. The only way Debbie could be crucified was if she killed her father or stepmother Joan. She did not object to killing her stepmother but the opportunity never rose. Joan also knew Debbie would not object to killing her and cut an unholy deal with Wraggulus. One day palace guards came to her quarters, stripped her naked, and after binding her in irons (and taking other liberties with her) brought Debbie before her father and stepmother.
In the governor’s chambers the irons were removed but no clothing was offered. She stood naked before them as Governor Wraggulus spoke in dark foreboding tones.
“Deborah, it has been brought to my attention you have pleasured yourself without the sanctity of marriage with commoners. This is afoul of the rules of your position. Therefore I offer you two options. First I can send you to a convent near Rome when you will be trained the proper role of your title” Governor Wraggulus says.
I wasn’t born yesterday! I know what a ‘convent’ is. I’ll be some sisters toy and not for my enjoyment. I ask what my other ‘option’ might be. Father’s wife Joan says I can visit a parallel universe. Sure, why not? I have never heard of a ‘parallel universe’ and even if there is one do I really have to worry we have such a machine to get me to it?
I am led away by the guards though corridors I have never seen before. I am led through dark halls and up and down stairs I didn’t know existed! I am brought into a room with a metal chamber in the center of it. I am tossed into a stout wood chair and am strapped in.
I ask “Is this thing safe?”
They don’t care to answer. A strange sounding voice tells me to breathe deep. Before I can ask why I feel my airways burn from my nose to my lungs.
Debbie’s body doesn’t disappear. She loses consciousness and pees in the chair.
I wake on a beach wearing some rag around my loins and nothing else. There is a guy in a weird straw hat standing before me staring at my ample breasts. I cover them and ask “Where am I?”
“You youngsters need to watch what you drink on spring break” he replies as he takes a piss…
-Debbie
Tree
Deborah, known informally as Debbie, has petitioned her father to be crucified but in Judea this is impossible. The only way Debbie could be crucified was if she killed her father or stepmother Joan. She did not object to killing her stepmother but the opportunity never rose. Joan also knew Debbie would not object to killing her and cut an unholy deal with Wraggulus. One day palace guards came to her quarters, stripped her naked, and after binding her in irons (and taking other liberties with her) brought Debbie before her father and stepmother.
In the governor’s chambers the irons were removed but no clothing was offered. She stood naked before them as Governor Wraggulus spoke in dark foreboding tones.
“Deborah, it has been brought to my attention you have pleasured yourself without the sanctity of marriage with commoners. This is afoul of the rules of your position. Therefore I offer you two options. First I can send you to a convent near Rome when you will be trained the proper role of your title” Governor Wraggulus says.
I wasn’t born yesterday! I know what a ‘convent’ is. I’ll be some sisters toy and not for my enjoyment. I ask what my other ‘option’ might be. Father’s wife Joan says I can visit a parallel universe. Sure, why not? I have never heard of a ‘parallel universe’ and even if there is one do I really have to worry we have such a machine to get me to it?
I am led away by the guards though corridors I have never seen before. I am led through dark halls and up and down stairs I didn’t know existed! I am brought into a room with a metal chamber in the center of it. I am tossed into a stout wood chair and am strapped in.
I ask “Is this thing safe?”
They don’t care to answer. A strange sounding voice tells me to breathe deep. Before I can ask why I feel my airways burn from my nose to my lungs.
Debbie’s body doesn’t disappear. She loses consciousness and pees in the chair.
I wake on a beach wearing some rag around my loins and nothing else. There is a guy in a weird straw hat standing before me staring at my ample breasts. I cover them and ask “Where am I?”
“You youngsters need to watch what you drink on spring break” he replies as he takes a piss…
-Debbie
Tree
