Tree had to get up to where Messa, Tash, and Roxie were crucified quickly but Ulrika could see there was as much of a chance of him finding the top of the hill as he could find his ass with his own two hands! Thinking fast, she quickly put the pony tack on Barb, hitched her to the cart, filled Tree’s cooler, and handed him the buggy whip. She said “Just whip her from time to time so she knows you care!”
Tree wondered how often that should be but she never slowed down!
He got to the hill where the three women were hanging from their crosses. Having downed almost a bottle of Seagram’s he was feeling better. Three of the disciples from the Messa’s last supper were
FROLLICKING standing watch in view of the crucified women. Thessela turns to Tree as he
FALLS gets out of the cart and says “You’re too late- Admi is rolling the dice right now!”
Tree walks over to where the women hang crucified just as Judge Admi announces the roll was eight- a three and five but still an even number and the women were condemned to die on the crosses they were nailed to!
Tree drew his gun and barks “Not so fast, Blue Nose!!!”
Tree