Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Wherever she is from, this one is using my lawnmower! But I cannot find her in my garden! Pity!
At least, she should wear a sherrif's star!
"Tested for 50 years in Australian Conditions"?
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Now This Just Isn't Funny
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Wherever she is from, this one is using my lawnmower! But I cannot find her in my garden! Pity!
At least, she should wear a sherrif's star!
"Tested for 50 years in Australian Conditions"?
RacingRodent
Consul
Pop!
Owwwwch!
Well Bobby here has no problem displaying her credentials in her natural uniform
RacingRodent
Consul
I knew there had to be something positive about austerity!Budget cuts, is a time of austerity
old slave
FELIS RESPICIENS
A doctor and his wife had a blazing row at breakfast about their sex life.
It ended with him shouting, 'You're not so great in bed either!' and storming off to work.
By mid-morning, he was beginning to feel guilty so he phoned home to make the peace. After many rings, his wife finally picked up the phone.
'What took you so long to answer?' he asked.
'I was in bed.'
'What were you doing in bed this late?,
'Getting a second opinion.'
It ended with him shouting, 'You're not so great in bed either!' and storming off to work.
By mid-morning, he was beginning to feel guilty so he phoned home to make the peace. After many rings, his wife finally picked up the phone.
'What took you so long to answer?' he asked.
'I was in bed.'
'What were you doing in bed this late?,
'Getting a second opinion.'
KvK
Tribune
Reminds me of one of the early scenes in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane. "OK, Sa...we'll let you go...we just need to keep the evidence."
seekerofher
Assistant executioner
She's lovely. Looks to be a young teen.
seekerofher
Assistant executioner
Love Rebecca. Women humiliating and publicly torturing other nude women. What could be finer?
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
This is all I have to say on the subject:
Ego Stipes Ergo Sum
Cute video but let us suppose Trump colluded with the Ruskies did you know there is no law that makes that a crime in the US?
Also it is known while the Clinton
Read...
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
Oh, Tree, when will you learn?
That sharp pain you feel in your cheek is my hook.
Your hook seems sharper than your grasp of the facts. Goodnight friends...
old slave
FELIS RESPICIENS
Two cannibals, a father and son, walk into the jungle to look for something to eat, before long they come across a little old man.
The son says, 'Dad, how about him?'
'No,' says the father. 'There's not enough meat on him. We'll wait '
A little while later, along comes a really big woman.
The son says, 'Hey, Dad, how about her?'
'No,' says the father. 'We'd die of a heart attack if we ate her. we'll wait.'
An hour later an absolutely gorgeous woman walks by.
The son says, 'There's nothing wrong with this one, Dad. Lets eat her.'
'No we won't,' says the father.
'Why not?' asks the son.
'Because,' says the father, 'we're going to take her home and eat your mother.'
The son says, 'Dad, how about him?'
'No,' says the father. 'There's not enough meat on him. We'll wait '
A little while later, along comes a really big woman.
The son says, 'Hey, Dad, how about her?'
'No,' says the father. 'We'd die of a heart attack if we ate her. we'll wait.'
An hour later an absolutely gorgeous woman walks by.
The son says, 'There's nothing wrong with this one, Dad. Lets eat her.'
'No we won't,' says the father.
'Why not?' asks the son.
'Because,' says the father, 'we're going to take her home and eat your mother.'
poem21045
Tribunus Plebis
You're correct, Mr. Tree. Collusion in an absolute sense is no crime. I colluded with my grandson to surprise my sister on her birthday. No crime there.
But other things one colludes (or conspires--the closest synonym) about may be. And anyone in the Trump administration who colluded with any foreign power (in this case, Russia) for aid in the US Presidential election is guilty of a crime. Whether they got that aid or not. And whether it mattered to the election outcome or not.
And please don't bring up the Clintons. That argument is a smokescreen for the real problem: Trump. If the Clintons are guilty --and I'm not saying they are-- that doesn't absolve Trump & his cronies one iota.
That's all I'll say. (Aren't we supposed to be apolitical on this site?)
You are correct apolitical on the main site but I do have a PM thread where such discussions are allowed. If you wish to join it let me know...
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
"(Aren't we supposed to be apolitical on this site?)"
I thought so too, I thought this was a humorous stream,
but apparently that applies only as a one-way street.
Not that humour and politics don't mix - they do.
As in a couple of Will Rogers observations:
"I belong to no organized Political Party... I'm a Democrat."
"Congress is in session. A lot of villages are missing their idiots."
And one from the UK:
"The Socialist looks at the glass and sees it as half-full."
"The Conservative looks at the glass and says, 'Who's been drinking my water?'"
For myself, I feel rather sorry for people who take Politics seriously.
It is after all, simply the adulation of mediocre men by other even more mediocre men.
The purpose of Politics is to position one's nose, and the noses of one's friends and relations, as close as possible to the trough of public monies. There is no other purpose.
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