Now This Just Isn't Funny

[LittleSiss]

Not really, I haven't got the foggiest clue what the strawberry owl is all about

Who ... Who ... Who ... Gives a hootey hoot!

 

[phlebas]

Not really, I haven't got the foggiest clue what the strawberry owl is all about

you're meant to owl with laughter



Both good pics, Admi

 

[Marcie4you]

However I deny the mind thingy, the reading was accidental in a moment of inattention brought about by squirrel curiosity and too many nuts at one sitting

I become VERY attentive when eating nuts, but only two at a time. (Gotta watch the figure ya know?)

 

[admihoek]

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THIS MESSAGE
SERVES TO PROVE
HOW OUR MINDS CAN
DO AMAZING THINGS!
IMPRESSIVE THINGS!
IN THE BEGINNING
IT WAS HARD BUT
NOW, IN THIS LINE
YOUR MIND IS
READING IT
AUTOMATICALLY
WITH OUT EVEN
THINKING ABOUT IT,
BE PROUD! ONLY
CERTAIN PEOPLE CAN
READ THIS.
PLEASE SHARE IF
(YO)U CAN READ THIS.
​

as you see we have a doctoral philologist.

 

[Eulalia]

is there an Italian version?
It's not a problem for me in English,
but whether I could make sense even of a French version,
I'm not so sure... ​

 

[Wragg]

you're meant to owl with laughter



Both good pics, Admi

Or owl with pain

(It did make me smile really, Phlebas!)

 

[Naraku]

 

[Marcie4you]

as you see we have a doctoral philologist.

Later.....I'm working on my morning coffee now!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Marcie4you]

Later.....I'm working on my morning coffee now!!!!!!!!!!

You guys can nail me later, ok? I, just need coffee in the am?

 

[Velut Luna]

is there an Italian version?
It's not a problem for me in English,
but whether I could make sense even of a French version,
I'm not so sure... ​

An Italian text...

​

 

[Eulalia]

that's Old Italic, written right-to-left, I think it's your Cumaean Oscan Luna ​

 

[Velut Luna]

that's Old Italic, written right-to-left, I think it's your Cumaean Oscan Luna ​

Not right to left! It is used oscan alphabet. But it's very easy to be read! The text is very modern one.

 

[Eulalia]

well, la dottoressa may say it's easy, but it seems pretty tough to me -
now Luna sent me a crib by PM but I avoided looking at it, honest.

Here's what I've made of it:

Agonia

morire come le allodole assetate
sul miraggio
o come la fuaglia
passato il mare
nei primi cesulgli
perche di volare
non ha piu voglia
ma non vivere di lamento
come un usignolo accecato

And now I'll find the crib

AGONIA

Morire come le allodole assetate
sul miraggio

O come la quaglia
passato il mare
nei primi cespugli
perché di volare
non ha più voglia

Ma non vivere di lamento
come un usignolo accecato

Not too bad, I reckon, I was just baffled by the Q letter.

 

[Eulalia]

Translation

AGONY

Dying as thirsty larks
over a mirage

Or like the quail
crossing the sea
of the first bushes
because of flying
she has no desire

But do not to live to lament
like a nightingale blinded

it's Giuseppe Ungaretti - not easy to make much sense of it!

 

[Eulalia]

Sex began in a Scottish loch!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-29661446

with a fish called Microbrachius dicki
(Yes, I checked the date wasn't April 1st )​

 

[Barbaria1]

Sex began in a Scottish loch!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-29661446

with a fish called Microbrachius dicki
(Yes, I checked the date wasn't April 1st )​

lovely things happen in northern climes

 

[Marcie4you]

well, la dottoressa may say it's easy, but it seems pretty tough to me -
now Luna sent me a crib by PM but I avoided looking at it, honest.

Here's what I've made of it:

Agonia

morire come le allodole assetate
sul miraggio
o come la fuaglia
passato il mare
nei primi cesulgli
perche di volare
non ha piu voglia
ma non vivere di lamento
come un usignolo accecato

And now I'll find the crib

AGONIA

Morire come le allodole assetate
sul miraggio

O come la quaglia
passato il mare
nei primi cespugli
perché di volare
non ha più voglia

Ma non vivere di lamento
come un usignolo accecato

Not too bad, I reckon, I was just baffled by the Q letter.

ALL Greek to me! (No offense to the Greeks)

 

[Eulalia]

lovely things happen in northern climes

at the time, Scotland seems to have been roughly where Australia is just now ​

 

[L.T.]

...I've been tied to this b****y cross for years. Somebody could at least tell me a joke to relieve the monotony. If the jokes are funny I'll post more pics of me.

I would tell an Ebola joke, but ... you won't get it.

 

[KvK]

Three hot women are cast a shore on a remote island, a blonde in her 20's, a brunette in her 30's and a redhead in her 40's with streaks of green in her hair. They are immediately surrounded by armed xenophobic natives.

The leader of the armed xenophobic natives happens to speak English. He tells the three hot women "You have violated the sanctity of our sacred island. You must be punished. You have a choice, being buttfucked or being executed. Choose now."

The blonde says "Buttfucking," and the whole tribe of xenophobic natives buttfucks the living shit out of her.

The brunette also says "Buttfucking," and the tribe proceeds to pull a rectal train her as well.

The redhead says "Buttfucking is overrated. Gimme death!"

The leader of the armed xenophobic natives who happens to speak English responds "OK...death by crucifixion."