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Eulalia said:
Descartes

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thought he was.​
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And the first thing that enters Pp's head is The Philosopher's Drinking Song......
And René Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."

Why, oh why, is Pp so damned addicted to to The Goons and their successors?

Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table,
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And René Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.​
 
Primus pilus said:
And the first thing that enters Pp's head is The Philosopher's Drinking Song......
And René Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."

Why, oh why, is Pp so damned addicted to to The Goons and their successors?

Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table,
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And René Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.​
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Inspired by the above (and a dram or two) I uncovered a great cosmic secret:
If you search for people named 'Rene(é)' long enough,
sooner or later one of them's going to be naked.

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Aren't the internets grand?
​
Ego Stipes Ergo Sum​
 
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Eulalia said:
while we're philosophising -

Said the girl, "You must marry me Hume!"
This made the philosopher fume -
"To that I object,
For any effect
A cause you cannot assume!"

:devil:​
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That somewhat stout Scot David Hume
Said "this cosmos of ours has no room
For forces or powers
Its just hours and hours
Of impressions, then ideas, till the tomb".

(Hume: Famous Scottish optimist.)​
 
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