Now This Just Isn't Funny

[Eulalia]

having something to chew on is very helpful,
what a thoughtful, kind man!​

 

[sympazero2]

Caution! Slippery When Wet!

(GIF)

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Ego Stipes Ergo Sum

 

[Primus pilus]

Who cares about the kids.

 

[sympazero2]

Who cares about the kids.
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Huzzah! There's our Pp! Like Mr. Clemens, rumours of your
demise were premature and exaggerated!

​

 

[sympazero2]

I'd love to answer you question but I'm stumped!

Bada-boom-tssh!
I'm here all week!
Tip your waitress!​

Ego Stipes Ergo Sum

 

[sympazero2]

Hey, Tiger, here's a suggestion:
Change your whole approach to the game.

It worked for Bruce Jenner, didn't it?
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Ego Stipes Ergo Sum

 

[Primus pilus]

I'd love to answer you question but I'm stumped!
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Stumped? Yes, as I stand here, looking down at those who placed me, unasked, on this pedastal, I am lost for words.

 

[Primus pilus]

Huzzah! There's our Pp! Like Mr. Clemens, rumours of your
demise were premature and exaggerated!

​

One must never, ever, trust the 4th estate. They stretch the truth even further than those of the Cruxton Estate stretch slavegirls.

 

[Wragg]

One must never, ever, trust the 4th estate. They stretch the truth even further than those of the Cruxton Estate stretch slavegirls.

Blimey! That's really stretching the truth!

"No, your Lordship, we never touched your wine!"

"Yes, your Lordship, we dusted the whole Abbey this morning!"

"No, your Lordship, I never left my room last night, and nor did Barb!"

 

[sympazero2]

The jacket for Pauline Réage's other book:
"The Story of Oww!"

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Ego Stipes Ergo Sum

 

[Eulalia]

in French, l'Histoire d'Ooooooooooooooo! ​

 

[Primus pilus]

 

[Piper Marie]

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I want one! Especially if it is from her...

 

[KvK]

Mild Flogging and Buggery for one, Miss?
Right this way...

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Ego Stipes Ergo Sum

Sasha Grey! She is awesome. Retired now, I believe.

 

[sympazero2]

Wow, do you believe this notice??
Could've knocked me over when I saw it!!


St Andrews University is over 600 years old!!​

Ego Stipes Ergo Sum

 

[Primus pilus]

Wow, do you believe this notice??
Could've knocked me over when I saw it!!

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St Andrews University is over 600 years old!!​

Ego Stipes Ergo Sum

So it isn't only the Catholics who sing:

Because every sperm is sacred​

Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate​

The Scots of "The Kirk" are in on the act too. And not just for the last few years, it would seem, as sympa points out.

 

[Eulalia]

Wow, do you believe this notice??
Could've knocked me over when I saw it!!

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St Andrews University is over 600 years old!!​

Ego Stipes Ergo Sum

my guess is that it was a cleverly-printed student prank,
but St Andrews is a weird University -
I'm surprised I didn't get to hear about it,
I'll check via my contacts there... ​

 

[montycrusto]

And so the modern obsession with health and safety brought the picturesque 600-year-old St. Andrews tradition of spong-fraddling to an end...

 

[newsparky]

my guess is that it was a cleverly-printed student prank,
but St Andrews is a weird University -
I'm surprised I didn't get to hear about it,
I'll check via my contacts there... ​

It was either it was a prank, or someones cousin runs the janitorial service and he gets a big kick back. Pine-sol don't cost that much even a years supply.

 

[Primus pilus]

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