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The following is politically and religiously incorrect, but is crux-related so I wanted to share. Just substitute the name of any other politician in the first line if you're offended.



Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel.

While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.

The undertaker tells the American Diplomats accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just $100.'

The American Diplomats go into a corner for a few minutes.

They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?

The American Diplomats replied 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead, we’re taking no chances'

:duke:
 

:)
 

I just logged on to youtube and saw this.

;)
 
FEAR THE BOVINE BRIGADE THEY ARE THE BEST AT UNDERCOVER WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIDN'T SEE THAT CUMMING .... DID YOU???????????????


PROBABLY ONLY TWICE!

:D

Gave some credit. :p
 
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