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Now This Just Isn't Funny
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old slave
FELIS RESPICIENS
Two priests on holiday
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' topless blonde came walking straight towards them ............They couldn't help but stare.
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said, 'Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father,' nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits.
Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
After a little while, the same gorgeous topless blonde came walking toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them and said, 'Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father,' and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady.' 'Yes, Father?'
'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'
She replied 'Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen…’
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' topless blonde came walking straight towards them ............They couldn't help but stare.
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said, 'Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father,' nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits.
Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
After a little while, the same gorgeous topless blonde came walking toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them and said, 'Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father,' and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady.' 'Yes, Father?'
'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'
She replied 'Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen…’
Old Slave, I'll have you know that Mrs Wragg is sitting right here.
I had to stand up, walk out of the room, get to the furthest corner of the house, and then, and only then could I collapse to the ground laughing.
Now I'm left wondering when I'll get my hernia repaired.
Cheers mate!
I agree with this...Old Slave, I'll have you know that Mrs Wragg is sitting right here.
I had to stand up, walk out of the room, get to the furthest corner of the house, and then, and only then could I collapse to the ground laughing.
Now I'm left wondering when I'll get my hernia repaired.
Cheers mate!
Ted Parry
Governor
Not so much a joke .... but the first time I heard this I almost pee'd myself laughing....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8uODpt79Ak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8uODpt79Ak
Ted Parry
Governor
I always thought there were only seven kinds of boobs.
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But you seem to have invented an eighth type, the dynamic boobs.
Oh come on Repertor .... I don't have pretty pictures but there are infinite varieties ..... How about Rolls Royce Merlins (Straight out - streamlined -ending in a nosecone) And the ever popular Bee-Stings (A Bee-Sting is usually larger)
Ted Parry
Governor
The "Walking on the water" trick is a bit more difficult too, for the same reasons.
Ted Parry
Governor
Apologies in advance if you are eating your dinner ..... But it's my favourite .... Being a Fisherman !!!
Man says to his wife – "You me and the dog are going fishing",
Wife - (with a whining voice) "But I don't want to go fishing",
"Either you come fishing, give me a blow job, or take it up the arse",
After a few moments consideration - "All right I'll give you a blowjob",
A few minutes later - "This tastes like shit",
"I know - the dog didn't want to come fishing either".
Man says to his wife – "You me and the dog are going fishing",
Wife - (with a whining voice) "But I don't want to go fishing",
"Either you come fishing, give me a blow job, or take it up the arse",
After a few moments consideration - "All right I'll give you a blowjob",
A few minutes later - "This tastes like shit",
"I know - the dog didn't want to come fishing either".
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
Yes, these are actual members of Germany's current Olympic hockey team:
I don't have any punch line but I do think someone should investigate,
or at least attempt to get to the bottom of it.
Oh, and while we're at it, multiply their jersey numbers.
(Coincidence? I don't think so!)
Ego Stipes Ergo Sum I don't have any punch line but I do think someone should investigate,
or at least attempt to get to the bottom of it.
Oh, and while we're at it, multiply their jersey numbers.
(Coincidence? I don't think so!)
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
And Jesus said to Peter, "Come Forth and receive Blessed Salvation..."
But Peter came Fifth and only received a toaster.
But Peter came Fifth and only received a toaster.
Ego Stipes Ergo Sum
LittleSiss
Sorceress
I really couldn't think of where else to put this!
Look at them ... they are boats and tanks!
But I kinda like the Mercury ... maybe cause I can image myself in a hat with the netting over my face in one of those old cop shows?
Darling!!!!!!!!!!
Look at them ... they are boats and tanks!
But I kinda like the Mercury ... maybe cause I can image myself in a hat with the netting over my face in one of those old cop shows?
Darling!!!!!!!!!!
for some reason I can't see that - if I click at bottom right it takes me to a YouTube homepage.I really couldn't think of where else to put this!
Look at them ... they are boats and tanks!
But I kinda like the Mercury ... maybe cause I can image myself in a hat with the netting over my face in one of those old cop shows?
Darling!!!!!!!!!!
I tried copying the link into a post of my own, but the same thing happened.
Can others see it?
LittleSiss
Sorceress
That's odd ... I will have to look into it later.
Hondoboot2
QUAESTOR PULCHRITUDINIS
I can see it on my iPad with no problems.