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Now This Just Isn't Funny
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Ted Parry
Governor
Woman takes her Canary to the vet ..... My bird isn't very well.
Sorry madam your Canary is dead.
Are you sure ... can I get a second opinion ?
Vet disappears, comes back with a Labrador dog,
Dog sniffs the bird and shakes his head .... there you are said the Vet .... Dead.
Are you absolutely sure said the woman.
Vet disappears, comes back with a Persian cat.
Cat sniffs and paws at the bird and shook its head.
Now are your satisfied said the Vet .... That will be £250 please ...
WHAT ... £250 to tell me my canary is dead ?
Well madam, Lab reports and Cat scans don't come cheap.
Sorry madam your Canary is dead.
Are you sure ... can I get a second opinion ?
Vet disappears, comes back with a Labrador dog,
Dog sniffs the bird and shakes his head .... there you are said the Vet .... Dead.
Are you absolutely sure said the woman.
Vet disappears, comes back with a Persian cat.
Cat sniffs and paws at the bird and shook its head.
Now are your satisfied said the Vet .... That will be £250 please ...
WHAT ... £250 to tell me my canary is dead ?
Well madam, Lab reports and Cat scans don't come cheap.
Ah, yes, a slightly steep angle of approach...
Concerned readers can see the hole that the pilot, George Aird, made in a nearby greenhouse.
A few cuts and fractures, but he survived.
More here: https://fearoflanding.com/photography/the-story-behind-an-unbelievable-photograph/
, fair and square
malins
Stumbling Seeker
Anyway upon reading that, just by looks that has to be the most Soviet-looking plane that was never actually built by the Soviets
Ted Parry
Governor
A man is stranded on a desert island with a sheep and a dog.
The only survivors of a shipwreck.
After a few months, the sheep starts looking really attractive to the man.
However, whenever he approaches the sheep the dog begins to growl in a threatening manner.
The man takes the dog to the opposite side of the island giving it some food as a distraction.
He runs back to the sheep only to find the dog was already there.
The man ties the dog to a tree with a lpeice of rope.
He goes back to the sheep only to find the dog growling with a gnawed off rope around its neck.
By now, the man is getting depressed and frustrated.
As he sits under a palm tree staring out to sea, he spots something floating in the water.
There seems to have been another shipwreck, the only survivor, a beautiful woman.
She asks him who he is and, taking pity upon his lonely state, asks if there's ANYTHING she could do for him.
The man thinks for a moment and then responds: "Could you take the dog for a walk?"
The only survivors of a shipwreck.
After a few months, the sheep starts looking really attractive to the man.
However, whenever he approaches the sheep the dog begins to growl in a threatening manner.
The man takes the dog to the opposite side of the island giving it some food as a distraction.
He runs back to the sheep only to find the dog was already there.
The man ties the dog to a tree with a lpeice of rope.
He goes back to the sheep only to find the dog growling with a gnawed off rope around its neck.
By now, the man is getting depressed and frustrated.
As he sits under a palm tree staring out to sea, he spots something floating in the water.
There seems to have been another shipwreck, the only survivor, a beautiful woman.
She asks him who he is and, taking pity upon his lonely state, asks if there's ANYTHING she could do for him.
The man thinks for a moment and then responds: "Could you take the dog for a walk?"
RacingRodent
Consul
Anyway upon reading that, just by looks that has to be the most Soviet-looking plane that was never actually built by the Soviets
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Actually one of the more embarrassing episodes for the British Labour Government of the just post-war period was that it sold a jet engine design to the Russians confidently expecting it would be just used for civilian testing...come the Korean War and British and American pilots are being shot down by Mig-15s powered by what are essentially knock off Rolls-Royce Engines
Mother Superior
RacingRodent
Consul
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
I doubt RacingRodent will like it.
RacingRodent
Consul
I doubt RacingRodent will like it.
Seems easy enough to me, I avoid the black bears and lead Grizzilies to any fishermen
Kipling's advice was simple and memorable:
WHEN the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his pride,
He shouts to scare the monster, who will often turn aside.
But the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and nail.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.