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Now This Just Isn't Funny
- Thread starter admihoek
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Dorothy Brown
Brown Sugar
They are cooking me instead of
the Turkey this Christmas.
or
Will you unwrap me,
i want to wee
Ted Parry
Governor
.... are you sure a meat thermometer is supposed to vibrate like this......
Pierce film before placing in the microwave.
ranger1
Magistrate
"Well, that just about wraps it up!"
DarkAngel
Assistant executioner
I know I said I wished there was a way at the beach to cover up and still not get any tan lines, but this is not what I had in mind.
Make sure she's piping hot before you serve her
Please look at the diagram before you unwrap me, sir.
That is where you should look for the clitoris!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
"What do you mean with 'so you hold longer in the deep-freeze'?"
Naraku
Draconarius
A follow up:
Yesterday was Thanksgiving Day in the US. This a holiday usually followed by another tradition: Consumption of the Left-Overs Week.
DarkAngel
Assistant executioner
Leftover turkey can get dry but something tells me she's not.
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
I remember these from childhood (not personally, I had three sisters)
(GIF)
The only instruction I recall was: "Insert tab A into slot B"
(GIF)
The only instruction I recall was: "Insert tab A into slot B"
D
Deleted member jedakk
Guest
I don't know where to post this, but this looks like as good a place as any. I think this clip is from a Czech movie. Might be a little tame for this forum but I thought it was a hoot:
So did I, Jedakk!
