Sir, 'twas an age of fine, upstanding Gentlemen and lascivious, debauched reprobates of cuntry country girls who deserved to have the full force of our just and lenient Laws expended on their worthless, depraved, debased Bodies. I trust, Sir, that you do not intend to perpetuate the most malicious Calumny now prevalent in our degraded times that slurs the honour of Justices and Magistrates who strove to do what was right, always within their strict and noble moral codes. If the slut received punishment, let none doubt that she must, most egregiously, have deserved every second of her fitting sentence(s).
I will thank you, SIR, not to insult us with loose talk of nonsensical 'happy endings' for wretched whores.
Yours in exasperation
Migoz2, Master of the Rope
Post-scriptum
I prithee, Sir, to investigate the innovation of the German Mathematician, Daniel Schwenter, whereby he has invented an alternative to your rudimentary quill, which shall surely prove to be the future of Writing Technology (I believe our estimable erstwhile Administrator, Samuel Pepys, was aware of this device).