I should warn gentle readers that I have taken some dreadful liberties with the English language, not to mention Barb's personage, with this little reflection upon our indefatigable Barb!
Barbaria! Barbaria!
Barbaria! Barbaria!
Since you’ve been a member
You’ve lit up the area!
We love you, Barbaria!
Barbaria! Barbaria!
Your lovely bare derriere
Makes all of us merrier
You sexy Barbaria!
Barbaria! Barbaria!
When Tree’s waxing scarier
And Wragg’s whips are tearin’ ya
Keep smiling, Barbaria!
Barbaria! Barbaria!
No Romans are scarin’ ya
You’ll find no one darier
Than you, brave Barbaria!
Barbaria! Barbaria!
Nailed high, hanging bare there
Rude crowds stand and stare on her
Oh, poor cruxed Barbaria!
Barbaria! Barbaria!
With Siss – what a pair o’yer!
No two could be lairier
Than Siss and Barbaria!
Barbaria! Barbaria!
Crux chatter hilaria
Crux forums are merrier
With laughing Barbaria!
Barbaria! Barbaria!
Three cheers for Barbaria!
Barbaria! Barbaria!
Thank God for Barbaria!
Barbaria! Barbaria!
We love you, Barbaria!
Barbaria! Barbaria!
Barbaria! Barbaria!
Since you’ve been a member
You’ve lit up the area!
We love you, Barbaria!
Barbaria! Barbaria!
Your lovely bare derriere
Makes all of us merrier
You sexy Barbaria!
Barbaria! Barbaria!
When Tree’s waxing scarier
And Wragg’s whips are tearin’ ya
Keep smiling, Barbaria!
Barbaria! Barbaria!
No Romans are scarin’ ya
You’ll find no one darier
Than you, brave Barbaria!
Barbaria! Barbaria!
Nailed high, hanging bare there
Rude crowds stand and stare on her
Oh, poor cruxed Barbaria!
Barbaria! Barbaria!
With Siss – what a pair o’yer!
No two could be lairier
Than Siss and Barbaria!
Barbaria! Barbaria!
Crux chatter hilaria
Crux forums are merrier
With laughing Barbaria!
Barbaria! Barbaria!
Three cheers for Barbaria!
Barbaria! Barbaria!
Thank God for Barbaria!
Barbaria! Barbaria!
We love you, Barbaria!