A long time ago, people used to make a special adult beverage that required special ingredients… namely a well-boiled woman. This special drink was very delicious but cooking local women not only had an adverse effect on the population but narrowed the pool of women that could be taken as brides. The men determined neither was beneficial so they came up with ‘procuring’ non-native women as their missing ingredient. Needless to say, the procured women were somewhat unwilling to be boiled to death but it was found they tasted quite as well in the drink as non-screaming volunteer local women.
Over the centuries, both attitudes towards boil women to death changed and the adult beverage’s recipe was long misplaced. But late in the 22st century, a man from what was once known as Missouri found the recipe and decided to try to make some of the brew.
It should be noted the area’s name is still ‘Missouri’ but in local dialect it is pronounced ‘Misery’. Anyway, in the late half of the 21st century the area wrote a new constitution that required 2/3rds of the legislators to pass a law to make an action illegal. Thus in Misery such things as leeky hunting became legal. How could one make hunting women illegal?
And with the secret recipe in hand, The Hanging Tree began to brew his secret brew. This of course required the boiling of live women, but the legislators turned a blind eye to women being boiled to death as long as Tree used out-of-state stock in making his brew.
It’s a funny thing the women never complained about being boiled alive when Tree starts them in a cool pot and slowly brings them to a boil!
Tree’s brew has taken off. He is using a fair number of women to meet his brewing needs. Before he made an agreement with the state to use only out-of-state women he used to get his women by hunting them up in the woods.
But with business booming he has gone on the web to purchase his stock.
He avoids the feds by saying the purchased women are not slaves but ingredients for his brew. The women aren’t much soothed by being held as ‘ingredients’ but on the whole they quit complaining after they are boiled alive.
One would think all is well but there is trouble ‘brewing’!
Over the centuries, both attitudes towards boil women to death changed and the adult beverage’s recipe was long misplaced. But late in the 22st century, a man from what was once known as Missouri found the recipe and decided to try to make some of the brew.
It should be noted the area’s name is still ‘Missouri’ but in local dialect it is pronounced ‘Misery’. Anyway, in the late half of the 21st century the area wrote a new constitution that required 2/3rds of the legislators to pass a law to make an action illegal. Thus in Misery such things as leeky hunting became legal. How could one make hunting women illegal?
And with the secret recipe in hand, The Hanging Tree began to brew his secret brew. This of course required the boiling of live women, but the legislators turned a blind eye to women being boiled to death as long as Tree used out-of-state stock in making his brew.
It’s a funny thing the women never complained about being boiled alive when Tree starts them in a cool pot and slowly brings them to a boil!
Tree’s brew has taken off. He is using a fair number of women to meet his brewing needs. Before he made an agreement with the state to use only out-of-state women he used to get his women by hunting them up in the woods.
But with business booming he has gone on the web to purchase his stock.
He avoids the feds by saying the purchased women are not slaves but ingredients for his brew. The women aren’t much soothed by being held as ‘ingredients’ but on the whole they quit complaining after they are boiled alive.
One would think all is well but there is trouble ‘brewing’!
