RacingRodent
Consul
Republished for the very first time
A Roofless Rodent Presentation
Staring Messaline
co-staring LittleSiss as Li'hi'sisu
Script by Racing Rodent
Illuminations by Messaline
Charming Tiger, Leering Dragon
The Story of Princess Messaline of Jin
Set amid the mountains in a rare green valley there are but two approaches to the great Imperial City of Xinjiang the ‘Western Capital’ of the Jin Empire that rules northern China. You can came down from the mountains following the Silk Road that will have taken you from the Great Wall itself or perhaps even further afield from the uncivilised lands beyond. If you come from civilised parts east then you will have likely travelled alongside the calm flowing waters of the Sanggan River or if you have the correct Imperial permits on a boat upon those very waters.You will find yourself confronted on either approach by a city of organised architecture safeguarded by stout walls. At the gates all travellers are carefully scrutinised by alert guards. Once past the queuing line of merchants, peasants and mendicant priests you enter the thrusting bustling chaos of a typical Chinese city. Hordes of people engaged in pursuit of either the righteous life or the joyous one or maybe a little of both depending, the cacophony of commerce contending with the calls of animals and the harangues of bickering rivals attempting to drown out the serenades of musicians and lovers and the learned discourses of philosophers.
After this storm of noise and it must be admitted smells, both fragrant and offensive, after the heaving jostle that challenged even the burly men of an elite Imperial Guard detachment you might expect to find the palace at the centre of it all a centre of calm repose and sound government. A humble emissary from the Central Capital of Zhongdu might be forgiven for being alarmed instead to hear the clash of weapons and the sounds of battle.
She stood upon the slippery rocks at the centre of the ornamental fish pond in the innermost courtyard and sanctum of the Palace and reaffirmed her grip on her sword. It was made of bamboo but such a weapon could quite easily break bones and pulp internal organs if wielded with enough force and skill. The assassins were reduced to two in number but still they came. Each man bore two staves, their intent to capture or kill the Princess if they could.
They were tall men, handsomely dark in the manner of the desert hardened Western Han, the Princess was paler despite her origins from a Dynasty that once were accounted mere northern barbarians, then again perhaps it was no surprise, through the female line ran more than fifteen hundred years of noble Chinese blood, a pedigree that predated even the First Emperor Qin Shihuang. Her raven black hair was cast back in a ponytail and her fine beautiful face could not disguise the look of steely determination in her eyes. The darker spots of green upon the jade silk of her dress were a warning reminder that many of the assassin party had spilt blood that day, their own.
Still the men were not afraid. They lunged across the water. Muscles hard with years of long practice drove legs down so fast that rather than splashing aside fluid set like brief stone under each footfall. Thus they were able to skip across the water rather than be mired and slowed as the Imperial blooded warrior maid had intended.
They charged and a dancing duel began among the little mountain of slick stones, skilled feet as adept as goats leaping from rock to rock. Torsos swaying as arms propelled attacking strokes or spines shifted to avoid incoming blows. Lunge and parry, twist and turn. A shout of triumph and the Princess was doomed!
Then suddenly she was spinning, leaping straight up and above the heads of her adversaries. Their attack not merely thwarted but colliding in the suddenly empty space. Two quick blows and her would be conquerors went sliding into the waters they had avoided so easily but moments before, they came up spluttering as inquisitive carp circled.
“Hold,” A stern voice commanded, “Your Imperial Highness Messaline, your father’s Emissary the Honoured Kwa-Feng-Den is here and awaits an audience, we must adjourn this training session for the nonce,” Said Captain of the Guard Bor Ling,
“We must, must we?” Queried the Princess Messaline with haughty disdain. Then she leaped like a deer, easily clearing the pond, its fish and its much drenched men of her personal guard.
“Very well, summon my handmaids, I suppose this Kwa would be shocked were I to appear the least bit sweaty,” Messaline noted.
“Your Imperial Highness I really do not see the point of this close arms training, battles are won by a storm of arrows from a distance not this, this stick play!” The Captain protested yet again.
“And yet you teach your guardsmen to fight with swords and train them hard do you not Captain Bor?” Said Messaline arching an eyebrow, “I think there may be something in it, even if as you say battles are won with bows many an assassin in a palace has chanced somewhat closer.”
The matter was closed her tone said and the humble Captain could but bow to his Princess. She went now to her perfumed bath among a cloud of tittering young women and if the Noble Kwa had to wait then so be it, it would remind him that he was merely a lackey of her father the Son of Heaven and she his daughter.
Besides was it not simple bliss to be able to lean back into the welcoming embrace of a shapely young girl and relax amidst the jasmine scented steam as delicate and sensitive fingers expertly worked away knots and aches from hard tested muscles. A thought struck Messaline and she raised a graceful yet deadly hand and regarded it a moment, tomorrow perhaps she would go out hunting, there were tales of wolves harrying the peasants of the hill country farm villages and her archery probably could do with the practice, not to mention but there was something truly magnificent about a great stallion galloping between your legs.
“Rice wine Princess?” Inquired yet another maid quite as naked as her Mistress.
“No, I expect I shall need a clear head later, the green tea if you would,” Messaline decided, soon enough the bath would be over and she must deal with matters of State. Still there would be time after her bowel of tea. Her handmaidens were not just selected for their delicate beauty and could do other things with their hands than just serve drinks and simple massage, yes Messaline thought into that delightful tingle, yes she would greet the Emissary with a warm glow in her cheeks.
Kwa-Feng-Den was more than a jumped up nobody but he stood as far below the Princess Messaline of the direct Royal line as he did above the common peasants. He might look uneasy, he might feel annoyed but he dared give no insult to her Imperial Highness so he genuflected deeply as she entered the Audience Chamber in the Third Formal Gardens and ascended the high steps that left her towering more than man height above any man.
“Noble Kwa, you may deliver the words of my father,” Commanded Messaline.
“Your Imperial Highness Messaline your Father, the Most High Son of Heaven sends his regrets and says that he cannot spare further troops for either your garrison or the Northern Army of Vice-Marshal Du, such forces as can be spared from the conflict with Song have already been sent,” The man stopped nervously expecting an explosion of outrage but none was as yet forthcoming, “Also, I am most humbly to beseech you but your Father the Emperor reminds you that it is time and past time you were wed, he has commanded me to present a list of eligible suitors whom he might consider worthy to court your hand.” A lesser servant scurried forwards with the scroll and handed it over to a lesser servant of the Princess
“Are there any princes or noblemen from Song on the list?” Asked Messaline with unusual interest in what had become a rather boring formality over the years.
“Song, Your Imperial Highness? But Song are our sworn enemies!” Protested Kwa.
“And were they bound to us by marriage they would become our sworn allies and we would have ample troops to crush the ever more arrogant Mongolian barbarians and this ‘Perfect Conqueror’ this Jenghiz who leads them,” Replied Messaline, “Return to the Central Capital and remind my Father, the Most High, the Most Perfect Son of Heaven that if he is determined to spend his daughter for the needs of the State then he should at least look to get a good deal out of the exchange not more grovelling from some petty noble duke who already owes him everything, good day.” Messaline got up to leave.
“But Your Imperial Highness where do you go?” Asked Kwa in surprise enough he forgot all protocol.
“I have better things to do than be bored by you,” Said Messaline and left.
As she strode back inside her Royal Apartments she turned towards the bed chamber and crooked a finger at Captain Bor, “We shall enjoy Blissful Union but I expect your discipline in this matter, you are not to spend inside of me, now lose that armour outside the bedroom if you please, I find the rattling of iron sets my teeth on edge.” Losing the long silk of her dress Messaline disappeared among the tiers of shrouding but sheer drapes about her bed. She became ghost like and insubstantial as if a thing of smoke and haze rather than flesh but what glorious smoke and haze thought the Captain as he hastened to her command.
To Be Continued