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Church Of The Gooey Death...

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thehangingtree

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Church of the Gooey Death and Discount House of Prayer

They gaped upon me with their mouths, as a ravening and a roaring lion.
I am poured out like water, and all my bones are out of joint:
my heart is like wax; it is melted in the midst of my bowels.
My strength is dried up like a potsherd; and my tongue cleaveth to my
jaws; and thou hast brought me into the dust of death


This will contain short stories... Connie is first...

The Lady Connie was both defiant and compliant when I brought her out before the congregation. She wore earrings and a navel ring, bejeweled with diamonds and astrology symbols and nothing else. The little vixen stood with her shoulders back to thrust out her tits and her legs apart lewdly displaying her shaved cunt. There was no need for shackles or manacles; her lover was bound on a rack in the church basement and being well attended to.

I walked her onto the platform where the cross awaited her. There was a polite applause from the congregation. It’s not large but there are more people every week.

I clear my throat and say “Sinner Connie, have you offered your confession freely to the Church of the Gooey Death and Discount House of Prayer?”

“I have, Reverend Tree” she lied. If looks could kill, I’d be incinerated and forever be burning in hell.

“Sinner Connie, have you been told what your penance will be?” I ask.

“Yes, Reverend Tree.”

“And do you accept your penance?”

“I do, Reverend Tree” she replied.

“The sinner Connie has confessed to decorating body to please her lover. She has placed her lust before the mores of the community. Sinner Connie, I hold before you the spikes that will be driven through your fresh and affix you to the wood. Do you freely surrender your body to be pierced by the iron so you can become one in union with the cross of your death?”

“I do” she replies. The congregation grows louder. It will be a good collection today.

“Sinner Connie, do you accept that in union with the cross you will be raised to hang crucified to writhe in pain and agony so that that your lust-filled mind and body might be purged purge of your sins so your soul may be saved?”

“I do.”

“And sinner Connie, do you understand that death will be the only relief from the agony of your crucifixion?”

“I do.”

“By the powers I vested in me, I condemn you to be nailed to the cross, raised, and hang naked, until your mortal body succumbs to the ravages of crucifixion. May God have the mercy on your soul that we cannot afford to offer the vessel that carries it on earth. You may mount the cross…”
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...it's the lighting...

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...do not adjust your monitor
you saw the unhidden pic without the wig? :D She is now one of the nobles also must be treaded with care.
 
Coffee Shop Raid…

The ladies were a day late renewing their business license. They had a choice of a cash fine or be crucified naked from the street lamps for a day. You can guess what they chose…

…tip of the hat to N8Dreams…
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you saw the unhidden pic without the wig? :D She is now one of the nobles also must be treaded with care.
Aye, Connie's Moderator o' the Kirk of the Gooey Deid the noo,​
it's ye wha'll be ganging tae the creepie stool!​
:eek:
("yes, Connie's Moderator of the Church of the Gooey Death now,
it's you who'll be going to the repentance-stool!"
I should explain that the Moderator of the Church of Scotland is our national (Prebyterian) Church's answer to the Pope,
though at least he/ she is democratically elected)
 
:D
 
Frustrated with their inability to capture Erin the elf girl warrior, they took Connie into custody and delivered her to the Church of the Gooey Death, with the hope that Reverend Tree might persuade her to disclose the warrior’s whereabouts.

The good Reverend seemed to enjoy his discussion with Connie. Connie, no as much…
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Frustrated with their inability to capture Erin the elf girl warrior, they took Connie into custody and delivered her to the Church of the Gooey Death, with the hope that Reverend Tree might persuade her to disclose the warrior’s whereabouts.

The good Reverend seemed to enjoy his discussion with Connie. Connie, no as much…
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"You can't do this to me...I'm the Governor!"she says.
 
"Repentance stool" is that like a Judas chair or horse???

T
There definitely should be one in the Church of the Gooey Death​
(looks like you've got an electronic version already!)​
Read the Caledonian Mercury link on my post -​
it's a very entertaining account of the cuttie- /creepie-stool,​
especially Rabbie Burns's verse "The Fornicater".​
 
There definitely should be one in the Church of the Gooey Death​
(looks like you've got an electronic version already!)​
Read the Caledonian Mercury link on my post -​
it's a very entertaining account of the cuttie- /creepie-stool,​
especially Rabbie Burns's verse "The Fornicater".​

I'd modify it a bit... I'll show it once it is done in my wood shop....

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I'd modify it a bit... I'll show it once it is done in my wood shop....

T
Great! :D
I expect you've Googled 'creepie stool' (esp. in GoogleImages)?​
You'll find that, as well as being the 'stool of repentance' in the kirk,​
it's a traditional style in Scotland and Ireland,​
still being made by craftsmen.​
 
They gaped upon me with their mouths, as a ravening and a roaring lion.
I am poured out like water, and all my bones are out of joint:
my heart is like wax; it is melted in the midst of my bowels.
My strength is dried up like a potsherd; and my tongue cleaveth to my
jaws; and thou hast brought me into the dust of death
Only just spotted this, Tree - Psalm 22​
very appropriate- surely a first for the Forums!​
:D
 

Only just spotted this, Tree - Psalm 22​
very appropriate- surely a first for the Forums!​
:D

Nice pick-up, Eul. I became familiar with the Psalm from the 'Guess Who' song Hang on to your life.

...would have never found it otherwise... Raised Catholic we of course do not use the bible...

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:confused:
 
It would have been Ps 21 in your Catholic Bible :cool:
 
Eulalia had been “questioned” for days on end by the royal court. She had been stretched on the rack and had her fair body ripped with iron claws, spiked phalli shoved into her womanhood and arse, her tender tits and cunt tortured with pincers, hung strappado and whipped, mounted on a wooden horse, and tormented with hot wax yet she would not change her story.

The papers found on her told of the blasphemous thrill of her naked crucifixion, of carnal desires, and of thoughts so impure they cannot be repeated here for fear of perverting the minds of the reader. Not only were the verses scandalous in content she insisted she wrote them herself. The court rejected the notion of this commoner women being an educated bard. She was either hiding the man who wrote the verses or she was possessed by the Devil himself. But after days of suffering her body weakened but her resolve had not. It was almost as if she relished suffering the agonies that were only dreamt of in her verse.

But the court was weary of the time they had spent on her. And that’s when I was brought in. I assured them that within a few hours I would know the truth. I walked into the cell and found her bound sitting on a wood bench covered with a burlap cloth. Her legs and arms were stretched wide and her flesh was covered with bruises, cuts, and long cooled candle wax. Her eyes and face were tired but even in her state of abuse it was easy to see the beauty of the young woman.

The air in the cell was heavy and stunk of her waste and the heavy smoke of the oil torch. They had not cleaned the cell; the only tossed more straw on the stone floor. She looked up at me with tired eyes and smiled. “You’re new. Did I wear the others out already?”

“They don’t believe you wrote the verse and if you did they want you to confess to being possessed by the devil.”

“I wrote it and I am not possessed by anyone but these bastards!”

“I believe you” I said as I held a thick candle up to the torch to light it. I set in the straw in front of her and said softly. “You are not getting out of your situation alive. The only options you have are giving up a name and they’ll hang you, admit you’re possessed and they’ll burn you at the stake, or stay with your story let the candle burn down. There are not enough combustibles in here to kill you but it will burn you pretty badly and they will lock the door and let hunger, thirst, and the rats finish what the fire started. The candle will take about three and a half hours to burn down to the straw. I’ll be back in three for your decision.”

“I’m not going to make up names!”

“I didn’t think you would. Consider the stake. It is not pleasant but it is the quickest of the other options. See you soon I said as I walked from the cell and closed the heavy door behind me.

Eulalia sat looking at the candle, her despair going with each flicker of the flame…


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