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Connie’s Birthday
“Sinister, dexter, sinister, dexter", Gaius Acilius led his company of Roman soldiers on patrol through the woods.
“ Dico, dico, dico !" Gaius called out.
“ Quod ?" the men replied.
“ Canis meus non habem nasus." Said Gaius.
“ Oh, quomodo adoleo ? ", the men answered.
“ TERRIBLUM !!" they all shouted. It was the VIth time they'd heard the joke that day but it was the only one they knew.
It was Connie's birthday and she was out picking herbs and berries. She heard the men and hid behind a bush but she was spotted and seized by the soldiers. “We'll make camp here and have some sport with this little bitch !" Gaius ordered. “We'll grape her !". ( There was a bunch of them ! ) Connie kicked, screamed, bit, spat, scratched, gouged, swore and yelled.... like most girls her age, but she was overpowered. Her clothes were ripped off and she was held down by eight men while they took it in turns on top of her. After they'd satisfied themselves they tied Connie to a cross and whipped her until she passed out.
At that moment Jess the warrior princess rode by. “ Filthy Roman pigs !!, she said to the horse who seemed to nod in agreement. She dismounted and strode up to Gaius. “ Another bitch who wants a good fu............ He didn't get to finish his sentence. He didn't see the flash of Jess's sword. His head bounced three times and rolled toward the rest of the company. His body remained erect spouting a shower of blood. Jess kicked him over.
The company picked up their weapons and charged toward her. Marcus Galerius led the charge. Jess spun on her heel crouching low and cut off both of Marcus's legs below the knee, she spun again, this time her sword arced up between the next soldier's legs and sliced him neatly in two. “ Copulare Hades !!...I've never managed that before !! “ The rest of the battle was absolute carnage. Heads, legs, arms flew through the air as Jess reduced their number to just three who threw down their swords. She ordered the men to strip and lie face down while she attended to Connie. Jess took a pot of after whipping- cream from her saddle bag and treated her wounds. Jess's saddle bag was well stocked. In those days you never knew when you might need to rescue a damsel in distress. She wrapped Connie in a bearskin. The previous week the bear had lost an argument with Jess over ownership of the fur.
Jess ordered the men to their feet. “ Name !" "Tiberius Hostilius miss." "Married ?" "Yes miss, six kids."
Jess looked at him gripping him between his legs. “ Time you took family planning seriously." she said cutting off his balls and throwing them on the fire. He screamed and the other two wet themselves and begged for mercy.
They didn't get any. Jess pointed them in the direction of Rome and kicked their backsides as they scampered off clutching what was left of their bits and pieces.
Jess carried Connie to a rock pool where they bathed together. After a meal of bread, wine and berries they lay together naked in the sun. Jess couldn't help but notice what a pretty girl Connie was. She gave her a kiss which neither girl wanted to end. They spent the rest of the afternoon exploring each other. All Connie's birthdays came at once !
Connie and Jess became partners and had many battles and adventures together, and made love three times a day !!!. They became legends in their own time.
XX Mel & JG
Have a nice birthday !
“Sinister, dexter, sinister, dexter", Gaius Acilius led his company of Roman soldiers on patrol through the woods.
“ Dico, dico, dico !" Gaius called out.
“ Quod ?" the men replied.
“ Canis meus non habem nasus." Said Gaius.
“ Oh, quomodo adoleo ? ", the men answered.
“ TERRIBLUM !!" they all shouted. It was the VIth time they'd heard the joke that day but it was the only one they knew.
It was Connie's birthday and she was out picking herbs and berries. She heard the men and hid behind a bush but she was spotted and seized by the soldiers. “We'll make camp here and have some sport with this little bitch !" Gaius ordered. “We'll grape her !". ( There was a bunch of them ! ) Connie kicked, screamed, bit, spat, scratched, gouged, swore and yelled.... like most girls her age, but she was overpowered. Her clothes were ripped off and she was held down by eight men while they took it in turns on top of her. After they'd satisfied themselves they tied Connie to a cross and whipped her until she passed out.
At that moment Jess the warrior princess rode by. “ Filthy Roman pigs !!, she said to the horse who seemed to nod in agreement. She dismounted and strode up to Gaius. “ Another bitch who wants a good fu............ He didn't get to finish his sentence. He didn't see the flash of Jess's sword. His head bounced three times and rolled toward the rest of the company. His body remained erect spouting a shower of blood. Jess kicked him over.
The company picked up their weapons and charged toward her. Marcus Galerius led the charge. Jess spun on her heel crouching low and cut off both of Marcus's legs below the knee, she spun again, this time her sword arced up between the next soldier's legs and sliced him neatly in two. “ Copulare Hades !!...I've never managed that before !! “ The rest of the battle was absolute carnage. Heads, legs, arms flew through the air as Jess reduced their number to just three who threw down their swords. She ordered the men to strip and lie face down while she attended to Connie. Jess took a pot of after whipping- cream from her saddle bag and treated her wounds. Jess's saddle bag was well stocked. In those days you never knew when you might need to rescue a damsel in distress. She wrapped Connie in a bearskin. The previous week the bear had lost an argument with Jess over ownership of the fur.
Jess ordered the men to their feet. “ Name !" "Tiberius Hostilius miss." "Married ?" "Yes miss, six kids."
Jess looked at him gripping him between his legs. “ Time you took family planning seriously." she said cutting off his balls and throwing them on the fire. He screamed and the other two wet themselves and begged for mercy.
They didn't get any. Jess pointed them in the direction of Rome and kicked their backsides as they scampered off clutching what was left of their bits and pieces.Jess carried Connie to a rock pool where they bathed together. After a meal of bread, wine and berries they lay together naked in the sun. Jess couldn't help but notice what a pretty girl Connie was. She gave her a kiss which neither girl wanted to end. They spent the rest of the afternoon exploring each other. All Connie's birthdays came at once !
Connie and Jess became partners and had many battles and adventures together, and made love three times a day !!!. They became legends in their own time.
XX Mel & JG
Have a nice birthday !
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