Crux-Emperor Baracus X
Rectidolor
GREETINGS, Ladies and Gentlemen. Boys and Girls. Slaves and Masters. Friends, Romans (*whispers* "and Countrymen !!")...I KNOW !!
I ,Baracus,feel it is my solemn duty to inform y'all that,at risk of stating the bleedin' obvious I have a message of great importance.....
WARNING WARNING WARNING !!
Crucifixion IS quite dangerous !! (Especially if carried out solo...)
How did I come to that conclusion ?? I hear you ask...
I recently tweaked my left shoulder,because my foot slipped on the angled footrest,whilst bound to my trusty "Tau-Crux"....fortunately I was able to release myself immediately before any serious injury....boy,did that give me a scare !! "Whoo !!"
The likelihood of dislocating one's shoulder,(or worse !!) is very real indeed !! :0
Sadly,due to my old age I don't recover as quickly as I'd like to,nowadays,which is a bummer !! My shoulder still aches even two weeks later.
I tried another Crux-suspension last night....No go. My shoulder soon said "NOPE !!"
But....the only compromise I can make is that I have to be standing upon the ground,with minimal stress upon my outstretched arms whilst in a Crucifixion pose. (With a Butt-plug up "you know where....!!") Good job I designed my 'T'-Cross to be Height-adjustible !!
So...My message is this....By all means enjoy our unique kink,BUT be fucking careful,practise SAFE CRUX....ALWAYS !!
Peace out,Baracus. xx
I ,Baracus,feel it is my solemn duty to inform y'all that,at risk of stating the bleedin' obvious I have a message of great importance.....
WARNING WARNING WARNING !!
Crucifixion IS quite dangerous !! (Especially if carried out solo...)
How did I come to that conclusion ?? I hear you ask...
I recently tweaked my left shoulder,because my foot slipped on the angled footrest,whilst bound to my trusty "Tau-Crux"....fortunately I was able to release myself immediately before any serious injury....boy,did that give me a scare !! "Whoo !!"
The likelihood of dislocating one's shoulder,(or worse !!) is very real indeed !! :0
Sadly,due to my old age I don't recover as quickly as I'd like to,nowadays,which is a bummer !! My shoulder still aches even two weeks later.
I tried another Crux-suspension last night....No go. My shoulder soon said "NOPE !!"
But....the only compromise I can make is that I have to be standing upon the ground,with minimal stress upon my outstretched arms whilst in a Crucifixion pose. (With a Butt-plug up "you know where....!!") Good job I designed my 'T'-Cross to be Height-adjustible !!
So...My message is this....By all means enjoy our unique kink,BUT be fucking careful,practise SAFE CRUX....ALWAYS !!
Peace out,Baracus. xx
