dfg42
Consul
Okay, one hole is ready for it. Will threw in some viagra and be on my way.There is also a gate where only ugly elder men are crucified! See you there!
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RacingRodent
Consul
There is also a gate where only ugly elder men are crucified! See you there!
Note to self, I need to purchase a slave girl with an attractive derrière to lead me through this gate, should I have to pass by. I can just follow her butt while carefully not looking up or to the sides.
poem21045
Tribunus Plebis
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
dfg42
Consul
It is to prevent you from entering my city, the crucified girls didn't worked.This is a “great pic”?
There is also a gate where only ugly elder men are crucified! See you there!
Hmm, beautiful young girls or ugly older men, which gate to choose?
I've always been an advocate for the view that the cross is for everyone, and I enjoy variety, but given the binary choice above there is only one answer for me
![bytheroad[1].jpg](https://www.cruxforums.com/xf/data/attachments/1533/1533053-f9cbfdd235ed98b9495d8fc0139bcecb.jpg "bytheroad[1].jpg")
Me and @messaline crucified by @SkatingJesus .
Brings back fond memories
Thomas Chaser
Tribune
That last one is outstanding in concept and execution.
That central picture, the longing, the need for human contact. They are so close and yet a world away, unable to touch, each in their own world of pain.
ok, Friday
"Peaches! Ripe and ready to enjoy. Melons, get your melons here, lovely. Feel the quality. Just 50p for you, guv."
I think the birds would be attracted rather than repelled by the juicy girl flesh on offer
This isn't what she had in mind when she agreed to be a bridesmaid . . . . . . .but it is kinda fun!
Hour upon hour of back breaking, limb wrenching agony. She can do it, she knows she can! She will prove that she has what it takes to be a warrior!
Read the panels from right to left
A day displayed naked bound to a cross in the market square would have been bad enough. Imagine her anger and humiliation as a vendor is making money by selling cheap grabs of her body to the strangers in the square!!!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
She broke rule #1 for every bridesmaid : don't try to look better than the bride!
She regularly broke rule #1 for every vendor on the market : don't attract customers by wearing sexy attire!
(such rules really existed on Medieval markets, they were issued by the guilds in order to avoid unfair competition, by sanctioning elements other than the quality of the goods sold, such as attracting customers by behaviour or by showy clothing of the vendor).
Georg
Magistrate
The city magistrate is honest and fair. The fruits of the lustful seller will be purchased at a fixed price, compensating for the costs of the producer. In order to avoid unfair competition with other merchants, fruits will be sold at an increased price to onlookers who gathered to stare at a naked girl hanging on a cross. The girl will be crucified until all the fruits are sold out. If all the fruits are not sold out before the market closes, she will be crucified the next day. The margin will go to the treasury of the city for landscaping.She regularly broke rule #1 for every vendor on the market : don't attract customers by wearing sexy attire!
(such rules really existed on Medieval markets, they were issued by the guilds in order to avoid unfair competition, by sanctioning elements other than the quality of the goods sold, such as attracting customers by behaviour or by showy clothing of the vendor).
By the way, the election of the burgermeister who came up with these fair laws is coming soon. He has a very beautiful young wife. And election campaigning should be no less honest than trading on the market!
Last image in particular - a seditious slave dressed for the occasion!
Whatever happened to Noble Vulchur anyway? Did he vanish, or is he still out there somewhere?