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After the reading of the verdict, things seemed to progress quickly. In front of the stake, orders were given to the team of executioners.
“Lox!” Marga said. “One thing! For what I am going to do now, don’t ask questions, and please, please cooperate! Hey! HEY!”
Marga beckoned the monk that had been assigned to me. He stepped forward on the plaster platform.
“Is there anything I can do for you, child?” he asked Marga.
“Yes, father! Can someone marry us!? Now!? Please!?”
“Huh!?” I asked surprise.
“I understand!” the monk said. “I will see to it!”
He stepped from the platform and consulted the surprised officials. There was a short discussion, some seemed to deny the request.
“Marga!? What are you up to!? That won’t help!?”
“Shht, Lox! Please!?”
“Marga, ‘will you marry me’, that should be my line!”
“Since you are so kind to ask : yes Lox, I will!”
“Marga! You are married!”
“I separated from him twelve years ago!”
“But you never formally divorced!”
“Lox! I wish you good luck in showing up here and now a marriage certificate from the year 1990! Come on, do me that last favour! Please!?”
The monk returned, shouting “I can do it myself!” to the officials. He stepped on the platform and said to us :
“There are a few there who doubt the validity of the procedure, but I do not see any problem, and with my ordaining as a priest, I am fully qualified to marry you! Just take in mind that kissing the bride, wedding night and honeymoon will have to wait until after…you know what! So, Marga, will you marry this man Loxuru present here!?”
“I do!”
“Loxuru, will you marry this woman Marga here!?”
“I do!”
“Then, you two are now married with God’s blessings! Despite the circumstances, all I can do is wish you is a happy life together in the good and the bad days!”
“Thank you father!” Marga said.
The monk left.
“Marga, what…”
“Oh, Lox, that’s my silly side! I always had that romantic fantasy, of being executed together as a married couple, even of getting married just before the execution, like Katherine Hepburn and Humphrey Bogart in ‘The African Queen’! Thanks for making this fantasy come true!” While her hands searched mine behind the stake.
Progress was made in the preparations. Bundles of fagots were being moved. One of the manservants stepped on the platform behind me. I heard Marga utter a brief shriek there was some rustle of fabric, while I felt her pulling on the chains, and I realized, the manservant had taken off her loincloth and breastband. Then he came to me and ripped off my loincloth too. Our full exposure instigated some mocking in the crowd.
“All right! Here we are!” I said.
“Come, let’s ignore them all! Touch me a bit while we still can!” she said, “we are man and wife now, remember!?” while she tried to put her head on my shoulder from behind the pole.
Bundles of fagots were deposited around the plaster platform, close to our feet and ankles.
“Lox, there is something else I want to confess…”
“What, Marga!”
“Don’t you think… well, I think… mind you, I am very scared now, but on the other hand, isn’t it exciting? Standing here, being prepared for a real Medieval execution!? All this activity, procedures, the people, watching this… experiencing this! Unbelievable that I can live this!”
“For fifteen minutes of fame, it stand outs, I agree!”
“You know, Lox, I have been praying!”
“Praying, Marga!? You!?”
“That God would send a thunderstorm! A Biblical torrent of rain, that would quench the fire!”
“God probably has no ear for the wishes of two heretic envoys of the devil who had intercourse with Satan too!”
“Who knows, Lox!?”
A second, outer row of bundles was deposited against the inner one.
“Didn’t that deputy seneschal say that condemned to the pyre were always garroted, first? Not that I would look forward to that either, but…”
“That’s right, Lox! It should be done now!?”
“I hope, the guy normally tasked with the garroting has no leave today!?”
More bundles were put ready around the circle. The assistants of the executioner were holding torches in the fire basket.
“Marga! I think they want to slow burn us!”
“Oh no!? What do we have to do!?”
“Hope on enough toxic fumes before the fire reaches us! I read once that condemned to death to the gas chambers in America were told to take on deep breath, to fasten death, otherwise, they would suffer much more. Obviously it was about the guts to take that breath!”
The assistants put the outer ring on fire. Slowly the fire crept through the bundle, spreading in a circle. To my horror, it was clearly dry wood that gave few fumes. Crackling, the red flames gained terrain. The hot air started blurring the view on the square. A monk stood close to the fire, holding a crucifix on a long stick over us, while he prayed. Through the blur, I could see that more bundles were ready to feed the pyre.
The outer ring was now fully ablaze, the flames rising above it. The fire now started to ignite the inner ring. I could feel the radiating heat now very well, while the air was getting warmer and warmer, and heavier too. Breathing was getting difficult.
I felt Marga’s fingers grabbing mine. I closed my grip on them.
Suddenly I noticed something very strange. Was it the hot air above us, or…
“Marge! Is that a thunderstorm?”
“Lox! Must be the smoke! The sky is blue!”
“No! Above us! Look!?”
“I cannot look up, my neck is still cramped!”
“Come on! Give us a shower of Biblical proportions!?”
The fire in the inner ring was spreading. The heath became unbearable!
“Lox! My feet! It is getting hot under my feet!”
“Marga! I know!”
(to be continued)