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montycrusto
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The adventures of Barbara Moore
Inspire limericks by the score..
No wonder this thread
Is anything but dead;
There is mayhem aplenty in store.
Inspire limericks by the score..
No wonder this thread
Is anything but dead;
There is mayhem aplenty in store.
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montycrusto
Guest
‘Twas the time of the Cathar Crusade,
And young Barb by her Lord was betrayed.
He said “take this wench,
Strap her down on a bench,
And let her tight-little be flayed!”
And young Barb by her Lord was betrayed.
He said “take this wench,
Strap her down on a bench,
And let her tight-little be flayed!”
twonines
LIMERICUS
Our Barb and her tight little ass
Must both be considered first class.
But one can be sure,
When dealing with Moore,
More whippings will come to pass.
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montycrusto
Guest
Oh Barb, you rebellious peasant!
Your heresy seems quite incessant.
We’ll stretch you on racks,
And scald you with wax..
Your ordeal will be harsh and unpleasant!
Your heresy seems quite incessant.
We’ll stretch you on racks,
And scald you with wax..
Your ordeal will be harsh and unpleasant!
M
montycrusto
Guest
Barb complained ”Geeze, it’s not fair!”
When she saw the Electric Chair.
She said “It’s not right,
Just for crashing the site!
Well, zap me then, see if I care!”
Response to @John Delves Richardson :
Post in thread 'Madbob (a.k.a Jdr) Torture Pictures Thread'
https://www.cruxforums.com/xf/threads/madbob-a-k-a-jdr-torture-pictures-thread.5802/post-663867
When she saw the Electric Chair.
She said “It’s not right,
Just for crashing the site!
Well, zap me then, see if I care!”
Response to @John Delves Richardson :
Post in thread 'Madbob (a.k.a Jdr) Torture Pictures Thread'
https://www.cruxforums.com/xf/threads/madbob-a-k-a-jdr-torture-pictures-thread.5802/post-663867
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montycrusto
Guest
The well-renowned Lochgelly Tawse,
It’s for punishing Barbara Moores.
It renders their nethers
As purple as heathers,
Whenever Barb’s conduct gives cause.
It’s for punishing Barbara Moores.
It renders their nethers
As purple as heathers,
Whenever Barb’s conduct gives cause.
twonines
LIMERICUS
Don`t worry, it`s not your phone we have designs on!
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montycrusto
Guest
Dear Barb, I think you will find,
That both @twonines and I read your mind.
We might have to squint,
As it’s VERY small print,
Any more, and we’ll likely go blind!
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montycrusto
Guest
The Tawse that they make in Lochgelly,
Leaves marks on Barb’s thighs, tits and belly..
I guarantee it’ll
Subdue her tight little,
And teach it to twerk like a jelly.
Leaves marks on Barb’s thighs, tits and belly..
I guarantee it’ll
Subdue her tight little,
And teach it to twerk like a jelly.
M
montycrusto
Guest
“Have you any last words?” the guards said,
As electrodes were strapped to Barb’s head..
She replied “Listen, chaps,
Just undo these straps,
And I’ll give you all blowjobs instead!”
As electrodes were strapped to Barb’s head..
She replied “Listen, chaps,
Just undo these straps,
And I’ll give you all blowjobs instead!”
M
montycrusto
Guest
“This is, my dear Barb, the last waltz,
You must now be fried for your faults.
Set power to eleven,
Let’s send her to heaven,
With thousands of lovely volts!”
You must now be fried for your faults.
Set power to eleven,
Let’s send her to heaven,
With thousands of lovely volts!”