Limericks

[twonines]

If you`re the warrior to capture Eulalia,
All the CF members will hail yer.
You mustn`t forget
To have no regret,
And completely remove her regalia.

 

[montycrusto]

In the skies high above Minnesota
There floated a large Chinese floater.
When Barb it espied,
Bathing naked, she cried:
“Bloody perverts! I’ll cut off your scrota!”

 

[ducon007]

In the skies high above Minnesota
There floated a large Chinese floater.
When Barb it espied,
Bathing naked, she cried:
“Bloody perverts! I’ll cut off your scrota!”

What wouldn't the Chinese do to spy on our Barb!

 

[montycrusto]

What wouldn't the Chinese do to spy on our Barb!

Don’t they know, her tight-little is OURS to perve over!

 

[twonines]

Don’t they know, her tight-little is OURS to perve over!

If seeking a beautiful sight,
Barb`s little is definitely tight.
The Chinese can`t whip it
Or even strip it,
CF members have that exclusive right.

 

[Barbaria1]

It’s often been said o’er in Beijing
To view my ass is a special thing
So they sent a balloon
Not a moment too soon
In hopes of a salacious sighting

 

[twonines]

It’s often been said o’er in Beijing
To view my ass is a special thing
So they sent a balloon
Not a moment too soon
In hopes of a salacious sighting

That Chinese balloon created a stir,
It`s cameras continued to whir.
Barb`s tight little they capture
In a spirit of rapture,
But a very harsh penalty incur.

 

[Wragg]

As it fell from the sky with a hiss
And sank in the sea with a fizz,
As those teddies were thrown
I ought to have known
That Barb was the cause of all this.

 

[twonines]

That balloon certainly hung around,
Hovering sixty thousand feet over the ground
Was it spying?
Or merely prying?
Until by the Air Force it was finally downed.

 

[Barbaria1]

They had hoped in one pass
To get a glimpse of my ass
O’er head they lurked
But nothing worked
For my ass I declined to flash

 

[montycrusto]

The balloon floated by on the breeze,
But Barb, that notorious tease,
Kept what’s little and tight
Hidden well out of sight,
Which must have annoyed the Chinese.

 

[twonines]

Failing to find what they were seeking,
Caused a great furore in Peking.
Barb kept out of sight,
What is little and tight.
Now all the Chinese big wigs are freaking.

 

[montycrusto]

‘Twas the day after Valentine’s Day,
When I texted Barbaria to say:
“Oh won’t you be mine,
My sweet Valentine,
And locked in my dungeon you’ll stay.”

 

[montycrusto]

‘Twas the day after Valentine’s Day,
When I texted Barbaria to say:
“Oh won’t you be mine,
My sweet Valentine,
And locked in my dungeon you’ll stay.”

You’ll look so delightfully fetching,
On my rack while your back I am stretching,
And later, dear heart,
You can suck my male part,
For as long as you can without retching.

 

[Barbaria1]

What a lovely Valentine delight
To see Monty here at morning light
Reading of his plan for me
As I sip my morning tea
Resolving not to swallow without a fight

 

[ducon007]

You’ll look so delightfully fetching,
On my rack while your back I am stretching,
And later, dear heart,
You can suck my male part,
For as long as you can without retching.

To be more poetic, I would have ended with: ...without bubbling!

 

[twonines]

For Monty`s plans to come to fruition,
Barb will certainly need some tuition.
On sucking, she`s not keen,
That`s quite plainly seen,
Despite her spectacular skills at coition.

 

[twonines]

Although Monty`s case is quite strongly put,
It`s far from open and shut.
Perhaps it transpires
To get what he requires,
He`ll first have to whip her bare butt.

 

[montycrusto]

With Barb bound and gagged in my cellar,
It gives me great pleasure to tell ‘er,
That her only escape
From torture and rape,
Is when I grow weary and sell ‘er

 

[twonines]

With Barb bound and gagged in my cellar,
It gives me great pleasure to tell ‘er,
That her only escape
From torture and rape,
Is when I grow weary and sell ‘er

So that`s where Barb`s to be found,
In Monty`s cellar, naked and bound.
She may have been shagged,
But she`s so tightly gagged
She just couldn`t make a sound.