Praefectus Praetorio
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Another pretty, innocent dress!
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Praefectus Praetorio
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Shaken AND Stirred
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The sea captain's tender young bride
Fell into the bay at low tide
You could tell by Eul's squeals
That Some of the eels
Had discovered a dark place to hide
Fell into the bay at low tide
You could tell by Eul's squeals
That Some of the eels
Had discovered a dark place to hide
Praefectus Praetorio
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A working girl's work is never done!
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Thank's for the compliment!That’s just sick
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From the Northern Forest
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God, I love Chinese Take out!
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I still haven't figured this one out!
cruxlover
Tribune
Wasn't Donald Penobscrod the husband (till she dumped him for his infidelity) of Head-Nurse Margaret Hollahan in Mash (Mobile Army Surgical Hospital). I mention this as my GF is very fond of the series and we have to watch it every time it is shown (most nights on cable).
It is however much to be preferred to Hogans Heros, which is utter, unadulterated - Shite. Not a patch on 'Allo, 'Allo.
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I agree except for John Banner's creation of Sergeant Schultz - "I know nothing!" The ultimate meme for all Germans of that generation!
You refer to Lt. Colonel Donald Penobscott. His name was from the Penobscot (Panawahpskek) are an indigenous peoples in North America with members who reside in the United States and Canada. I think the Limerick is a play on that to sound sillier and fit the scan.
A Mayan slave was a pencatob - which would fit into that limerick nicely,
'He said, "Pencatob,
If you'd slob my knob..."
(I've learnt that word since i've acquired a - so far - small part in a story by Jake Bondage on DeviantArt,
i'm the last pure-bred native pencatob on a little-known island where the rest of the population
are descendants of white settlers who adopted the traditional sexual practices
and laws concerning the status, behaviour and treatment of women they picked up from the natives)
'He said, "Pencatob,
If you'd slob my knob..."
(I've learnt that word since i've acquired a - so far - small part in a story by Jake Bondage on DeviantArt,
i'm the last pure-bred native pencatob on a little-known island where the rest of the population
are descendants of white settlers who adopted the traditional sexual practices
and laws concerning the status, behaviour and treatment of women they picked up from the natives)
Praefectus Praetorio
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Aren't you the lucky one!
cynthia the inocent
Tribune
I had to google "pencatob". The things you learn even when you are not trying to .Aren't you the lucky one!
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There once was Master from Sky Isle
Who said jogging just wasn't his style
"I'll get workouts, " he said,
"With Eul in my bed,
Cause a Miss is as good as a mile!"
Who said jogging just wasn't his style
"I'll get workouts, " he said,
"With Eul in my bed,
Cause a Miss is as good as a mile!"
Naraku
Draconarius
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
A momentary aside to acknowledge one of the great creations of another poetry form, Haiku:
