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montycrusto
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Balladus parvae pulchritudinae Barbensis (X)
When Hadrian built his Great Wall
He said “Scotland will pay for it all!”
But Wee Barb said “ Nope,
We’ve nae cash ye big dope!
Get naked, and let’s have a ball!”
When Hadrian built his Great Wall
He said “Scotland will pay for it all!”
But Wee Barb said “ Nope,
We’ve nae cash ye big dope!
Get naked, and let’s have a ball!”
twonines
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Hadrian took umbrage at Barb`s misdemeanor,
And was unamused by her demeanor.
"You`ll certainly be stripped,
Then you`ll be whipped,
And everyone will have seen yer."
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montycrusto
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The Ballad o’ Bonnie Wee Barb (part onze).
Wee Barb fell in love with a Pict.
He was handsome and blue, and quite strict.
As she knelt on the ground,
His blue colour, she found,
Really didn’t come off when she licked.
Wee Barb fell in love with a Pict.
He was handsome and blue, and quite strict.
As she knelt on the ground,
His blue colour, she found,
Really didn’t come off when she licked.
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montycrusto
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The ballad o’ Bonnie Wee Barb (chapître douze)
Wee Barb kept a hoose at Glen Coe
Where horny young clansmen would go.
Which wisna too clever,
For legends say never
Again did they come oot, och, no!
Wee Barb kept a hoose at Glen Coe
Where horny young clansmen would go.
Which wisna too clever,
For legends say never
Again did they come oot, och, no!
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montycrusto
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The ballad o’Bonnie Wee Barb (part quatorze)
Wee Barb was attending Queen Mary,
Of whom all the Tudors were wary.
They wanted her head
But Bonnie Barb said:
“Why not just shave her pubes? She’s so hairy!”
Wee Barb was attending Queen Mary,
Of whom all the Tudors were wary.
They wanted her head
But Bonnie Barb said:
“Why not just shave her pubes? She’s so hairy!”
twonines
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The travails in these rhymes interdicted,
In Barb`s writings all are depicted.
The sexual misuse,
The brutal abuse,
Are shown there, raw, unrestricted.
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My opinion most certainly chimes
With Barb's, on the subject of rhymes
But perhaps with more glee
I come here to see
The work of M-C and Twonines!
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montycrusto
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Ye Ballad of Bonnie Wee Barb (part quinze)
King Edward (the “Malleus Scotorum”)
Invaded, without much decorum;
Wee Barb found some solace
With William Wallace,
“Those English” she said “I deplore ‘em!”
King Edward (the “Malleus Scotorum”)
Invaded, without much decorum;
Wee Barb found some solace
With William Wallace,
“Those English” she said “I deplore ‘em!”
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montycrusto
Guest
The ballad o’ Bonnie Wee Barb (16)
Wee Barb settled back on the bed,
“Lord Braveheart, I’m ready” she said.
“Let Scotland arise
Let it plunge ‘twixt my thighs,
Or if you prefer, I’ll give head”.
Wee Barb settled back on the bed,
“Lord Braveheart, I’m ready” she said.
“Let Scotland arise
Let it plunge ‘twixt my thighs,
Or if you prefer, I’ll give head”.
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montycrusto
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Au contraire, twonines, I invite ‘em,
These verses, why else would I write ‘em?
But to give our friend Moore
An excuse to outpour
Her demerits ad infinitum.
Au contraire, twonines, I invite ‘em,
These verses, why else would I write ‘em?
But to give our friend Moore
An excuse to outpour
Her demerits ad infinitum.
You two clowns are asking for
A dose of demerits galore
But I’m occupied with Wallace
Providing him with due solace
So you’ll have to wait a bit Moore
twonines
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Very good, Barb.