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This thread is now getting quite vast
The rhymes just keep coming so fast
That Barb, though inspired
Is so deeply tired
That the oomph for such pleasure is past.
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montycrusto
Guest
As Barb sank into a sleep,
She didn’t have time to count sheep.
In her dream she was stripped,
Bound, half-strangled and whipped,
Then awoke and said “Man, that was deep!”
She didn’t have time to count sheep.
In her dream she was stripped,
Bound, half-strangled and whipped,
Then awoke and said “Man, that was deep!”
twonines
LIMERICUS
Great, Barb, that is one of your best.
The poor Madiosi ask why,
these many demerits fly?
Barb's sensitive play,
should bring her deep sleep.
That was the wish, which he keep.
tomthestagman
Spectator
There was a young girl, Miss Le Hyatt
Whose voice was exceedingly quiet
And then one day
It faded away........
>>>> >>>> >>>>>!
Whose voice was exceedingly quiet
And then one day
It faded away........
>>>> >>>> >>>>>!
twonines
LIMERICUS
This thread is sometimes exotic
And can verge towards the erotic.
But hats off to you,
You`ve brought something new.
This one is really quixotic.
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montycrusto
Guest
It’s a classic old limerick by Spike Milligan. Yours is original, and therefore hats off to you
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montycrusto
Guest
Another Spike Milligan one:
There was an old man from Japan,
Whose limericks never did scan.
When they said this was so,
He replied “Yes I know,
But I always try to get as many words into the last line as ever I possibly can.”
Milligan was a Limerick god. But I would prefer if this thread featured original ones devised by us humble yet magnificently talented forum members?
After all, we have an ABUNDANCE of talent!!
There was an old man from Japan,
Whose limericks never did scan.
When they said this was so,
He replied “Yes I know,
But I always try to get as many words into the last line as ever I possibly can.”
Milligan was a Limerick god. But I would prefer if this thread featured original ones devised by us humble yet magnificently talented forum members?
After all, we have an ABUNDANCE of talent!!
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montycrusto
Guest
Barb loads her demerits-gun,
And turns up the setting to “stun”.
Then points it at me,
Says “I’ll count to three,
Then blast you. It’s gonna be fun!”
'New verse!' cried Monty the Bard
The rest of us try ever so hard
But try as we might
We can't get in sight
Of talent of such high regard.
Save one, who's humour-filled lines
Are better than most costly wines
His poems, I say
They just make my day
I refer, of course, to Twonines!
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montycrusto
Guest
Only barred on deviant art, not here
(...yet...)