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montycrusto
Guest
Dear @Wragg, you’ve no need to be humble,
Your minstrelsy seldom doth stumble.
If only my quill
Could scratch verse with such skill,
I think I’d have no cause to grumble.
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- Thread starter windar
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Your minstrelsy seldom doth stumble.
If only my quill
Could scratch verse with such skill,
I think I’d have no cause to grumble.
bellesouth
Magistrate
To be barred from deviant art
Required effort on your part
Not knowing what was
That caused all this fuss
We'll reserve judgement on the depart
Required effort on your part
Not knowing what was
That caused all this fuss
We'll reserve judgement on the depart
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montycrusto
Guest
Andromeda said to the beast,
“Come eat me, I’ll be your feast!
I’m naked and chained,
So unless you’re bird-brained,
Come snack on my girl parts, at least!”
“Come eat me, I’ll be your feast!
I’m naked and chained,
So unless you’re bird-brained,
Come snack on my girl parts, at least!”
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montycrusto
Guest
Deviant Art feels the urge
Its own kinky artists to purge.
They said non-con scenes
Give them pains in their spleens
And cause demons and imps to emerge.
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montycrusto
Guest
My art’s so excessively hot,
That they said “No thanks! Rather not!”
So the mods closed me down,
I packed and left town,
Went to pixiv, and joined on the spot.
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montycrusto
Guest
On pixiv, the numbers are surging,
Of followers gained since my purging.
So fuck you D.A
You can drive me away
But you can’t stop more Monties emerging.
M
montycrusto
Guest
I think it would be up my street,
To tenderise Eul’s precious meat..
I’ll swing my pork hammer
And excitedly clamour:
“Get naked and kneel at my feet!”
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montycrusto
Guest
I only have Eul in my dreams,
Where she’s tortured and whipped till she screams..
However, I feel,
If we met up for real,
I would soon fall apart at the seams!
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montycrusto
Guest
So now that I’ve had my own jab
From the Astra-Zeneca lab,
I need to profess
That the dear NHS
Is totally, utterly fab
From the Astra-Zeneca lab,
I need to profess
That the dear NHS
Is totally, utterly fab
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montycrusto
Guest
There once was a fair wench of Scarborough,
Who sat on a lit candelabra.
“It’s quite incandescent,
And makes me tumescent,”
She said, “and what’s moore, my name’s Barbara!”
Who sat on a lit candelabra.
“It’s quite incandescent,
And makes me tumescent,”
She said, “and what’s moore, my name’s Barbara!”
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montycrusto
Guest
Promises, promises!
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montycrusto
Guest
I cannot resist the temptation
To put Barb in my versification.
In spite of her curses,
Her tight little verses
Grant sexual gratification.
To put Barb in my versification.
In spite of her curses,
Her tight little verses
Grant sexual gratification.