Milking machines, harness leather, peppers, nettles ... lots of ideas for BDSM fun!

[Danillegs]

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Just like in your profile picture plllllease.

I’m new here, so show me what it’s like to enter these dungeons and willingly be stripped and tied. What ever would someone do with a precious pearl of an unblemished breast. My prized possessions.

Hi new here @Night42

What is your avatar? A cauterized breast with hot iron ? A wooden sculpture? ....

 

[Night42]

A wooden sculpture

 

[Danillegs]

My favourite part is when someone uses a tool in a way I’ve never encountered before. Torturing huge sacks like mine brings out the creativity in people… of COURSE people will use the binder clamps on my nipples to balance the candles on top of. Someone will have to tie me to that post or I’ll be moving around FAR too much and the candles may extinguish. Once they’re burned down to the nipple nubs people will start playing “crack the clamp off the nipple” with the variety of whips.

“What else you got?” I’d be spitting at the gathered crowd.

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I’m a lot of fun at parties.

Never encountered before...mumble mumble


Two suitable size funnels. Your udders into them. From the small part, where the liquid goes out, I'd suck hard the air, maybe with a small compressor, then I'd tap the hole. The depression pulls the meat in the funnels. Then I'd tie up your hands behind back pulling them up slowly with a rope from ceiling. When your udders/funnels will be perpendicular to the floor, I'd filled one funnel, from the top, with a hot ( endurable ) liquid and the other one with iced water.

 

[Night42]

Never encountered before...mumble mumble


Two suitable size funnels. Your udders into them. From the small part, where the liquid goes out, I'd suck hard the air, maybe with a small compressor, then I'd tap the hole. The depression pulls the meat in the funnels. Then I'd tie up your hands behind back pulling them up slowly with a rope from ceiling. When your udders/funnels will be perpendicular to the floor, I'd filled one funnel, from the top, with a hot ( endurable ) liquid and the other one with iced water.

Diabolical. No escape from the extreme temperatures, with the funnel at the base constricting to the bursting point. Once the elements have lost their intensity, I’d imagine you switching, freezing the burned flesh and rapidly warming the frozen side. I can only imagine the unbearable sensation each time they switch.

And the schloop of them finally releasing into the funnel and filling the space. Invigorating.

And then of course the finale, when the swollen udders are hooked to the milking machine to be pumped dry. But this time, one side makes warm milk and one side makes cold!

 

[Danillegs]

Diabolical. No escape from the extreme temperatures, with the funnel at the base constricting to the bursting point. Once the elements have lost their intensity, I’d imagine you switching, freezing the burned flesh and rapidly warming the frozen side. I can only imagine the unbearable sensation each time they switch.

And the schloop of them finally releasing into the funnel and filling the space. Invigorating.

And then of course the finale, when the swollen udders are hooked to the milking machine to be pumped dry. But this time, one side makes warm milk and one side makes cold!

Ah ah ....mmhhh I'm so lazy...just one time continuos switching too hard for me.

Milking machine ? Where fucking I find a fucking milking machine in my city ? I live in a city only buildings and buildings


Ok ok I ask to Mr. Google....


Thank you @Night42 for this amusing sketch

 

[Night42]

Ah ah ....mmhhh I'm so lazy...just one time continuos switching too hard for me.

Milking machine ? Where fucking I find a fucking milking machine in my city ? I live in a city only buildings and buildings


Ok ok I ask to Mr. Google....


Thank you @Night42 for this amusing sketch

In Canada, you can get them for like $150 on amazon they’re used for goats.

And me.

 

[thecuriousone]

In Canada, you can get them for like $150 on amazon they’re used for goats.

And me.

I never knew it was so easy to get specialized equipment like that.

 

[Night42]

I never knew it was so easy to get specialized equipment like that.

I’m new HERE. Not new to the “scene”

A lesbian in a hardware store or a good farming co-op is unbeatable. Tools are my specialty and you’ll never find anyone craftier. I feel like I missed my calling as Ann Interrogator….

Now if only I could apply the instruments to my own ample fun bags. Alas, that responsibility falls on the fine people here.

 

[CuriousRK]

I’m new HERE. Not new to the “scene”

A lesbian in a hardware store or a good farming co-op is unbeatable. Tools are my specialty and you’ll never find anyone craftier. I feel like I missed my calling as Ann Interrogator….

Now if only I could apply the instruments to my own ample fun bags. Alas, that responsibility falls on the fine people here.

The farming co-op has hay and black and white paint. Both needed to ensure you get the full milking experience. Paint you like a Jersey cow. Of course those bottles with long teets like cow udders at the coop are normally feeders used to feed heifers. But for you, they are a nice deep throat gag where there is warm nutrient rich liquid forced down your throat to keep the milked boobs constantly full. Down the throat, processed, and into the milker. It can be continuous. The hay catches your urine and lustful juices flowing down your thighs, which makes the black painted spots run and streak. After a few hours your mind is simply focussed on all this happening at the same time and when milking ends you’re off to the stall for the night. In the stall beside you is @Serena Carter the stable pony-girl. With her perfectly described body measurements the leather tack will be easy to fit. Although a shave may be needed, depending on what we find during inspection. She will make a fine filly to pull the milk in a cart, from the barn to the main house. After you are both done with your twice-a-day jobs you’ll enjoy the fine comforts of the barn. If enough milk has been produced the farmer will be able to afford to turn on the heat to keep you comfy overnight.

 

[SirMGBZ]

A wooden sculpture

That's reasonable, as I am sure more than one of us have gotten wood from your posts. ;-)

I’m new HERE. Not new to the “scene”

A lesbian in a hardware store or a good farming co-op is unbeatable. Tools are my specialty and you’ll never find anyone craftier. I feel like I missed my calling as Ann Interrogator….

Now if only I could apply the instruments to my own ample fun bags. Alas, that responsibility falls on the fine people here.

That's what I've tried to explain to folks. Here in the States we have Home Depot, which discerning kinksters call Dom Depot. Walk the aisles with your kinky eyes open and it is surprising what you will see.
And yes, farm stores are good for different things. I love Farm & Fleet or Tractor Supply. Did you know you can buy an assortment of riding whips at one of those stores for a fraction of what a kink store charges? ;-)

 

[Darkprincess69]

Here in South Wales we have a branch of Trago Mill up in Merthyr, which has a cool equestrian section where you can buy all manner of riding crops and whips, at a fraction of the price they charge in places like Ann Summers

 

[Night42]

That's reasonable, as I am sure more than one of us have gotten wood from your posts. ;-)

That's what I've tried to explain to folks. Here in the States we have Home Depot, which discerning kinksters call Dom Depot. Walk the aisles with your kinky eyes open and it is surprising what you will see.
And yes, farm stores are good for different things. I love Farm & Fleet or Tractor Supply. Did you know you can buy an assortment of riding whips at one of those stores for a fraction of what a kink store charges? ;-)

They want to pay exorbitant “sex shop” premiums, IN THIS ECONOMY??!!

…The tack and whips are often real leather too….made to last….or be put through the paces.

And as an avid Gardner…. Nettles and hot peppers are always in abundance. The dose is the poison. A dab of chili on the tongue is pleasant. Mashed habanero with accompanying seeds massaged directly to the breasts….well, learn from my mistakes folks. You can’t stop the burning once it’s been applied. Fats and Oils help, showers do not. You are FORCED to ride that one out.

 

[SirMGBZ]

They want to pay exorbitant “sex shop” premiums, IN THIS ECONOMY??!!

…The tack and whips are often real leather too….made to last….or be put through the paces.

And as an avid Gardner…. Nettles and hot peppers are always in abundance. The dose is the poison. A dab of chili on the tongue is pleasant. Mashed habanero with accompanying seeds massaged directly to the breasts….well, learn from my mistakes folks. You can’t stop the burning once it’s been applied. Fats and Oils help, showers do not. You are FORCED to ride that one out.

Yup! But have you tried peppermint oil? It burns nicely on mucous membranes and such, doesn't last too long, and best of all makes the dungeon smell nice. ;-)

I never tried urtication, but it looks delightfully painful. I am presuming you have experienced it? If so, what are your thoughts?

Also, as a gardener, have you ever experienced figging?

 

[Night42]

I Learned a new word, nice

I never tried urtication, but it looks delightfully painful. I am presuming you have experienced it? If so, what are your thoughts?

Also, as a gardener, have you ever experienced figging?

So for capsaicin, which has been my experience. If left in direct contact with any skin, it can actually cause chemical burns that last for days. So caution in both strength of the scovilles AND duration of time in contact before being removed. After removal they gotta be rubbed down with a fat or oil (which is….oh so good…a deep tit massage with cool oils after all that nasty burning)

I have no idea about any other chemicals that cause burning sensations like some ointments people use. I guess I grow peppers for free, and in more quantities than all my friends and family can possibly eat. So I got crafty.

Ass play is a hard line for me. So no figging. Doesn’t work quite as well on the nipples….not compared to option A. Plus I don’t grow ginger……. …..but I could

 

[dfg42]

I Learned a new word, nice


Ass play is a hard line for me. So no figging. Doesn’t work quite as well on the nipples….not compared to option A. Plus I don’t grow ginger……. …..but I could

Well, it was told that figging was used to punish the lover of the wife by her husband, so your little hole is pretty safe and as long as you do not cheat your husband ours to, thank god.

 

[SirMGBZ]

I Learned a new word, nice

So for capsaicin, which has been my experience. If left in direct contact with any skin, it can actually cause chemical burns that last for days. So caution in both strength of the scovilles AND duration of time in contact before being removed. After removal they gotta be rubbed down with a fat or oil (which is….oh so good…a deep tit massage with cool oils after all that nasty burning)

I have no idea about any other chemicals that cause burning sensations like some ointments people use. I guess I grow peppers for free, and in more quantities than all my friends and family can possibly eat. So I got crafty.

Ass play is a hard line for me. So no figging. Doesn’t work quite as well on the nipples….not compared to option A. Plus I don’t grow ginger……. …..but I could

I am glad to have helped expand your vocabulary. I'd love to teach you even more words, like "fuckthathurtsosbad!" ;-)

My wife and I loved Oil of Peppermint. We used it on her pussy, and we both loved it! I don't recall if we ever tried it on nipples, but it would probably be similar.

But you never did answer my question about nettles. ;-)

 

[Night42]

Nettles? They’re crafty and only to be handled after you get to know her a while.

But you never did answer my question about nettles. ;-)

Urtica dioica produces its imflammatory effect on skin (a stinging, burning sensation often called "contact urticaria") both by impaling
the skin via spicules– causing mechanical irritation – and by biochemical irritants, such as histamine, serotonin, and acetylcholine, among other chemicals.

(Basically it’s a buuuunch of tiny organic hypodermic needles that when they meet flesh, BURST and inject hundreds of doses of “biochemical irritants”)

But

Nettle was believed to be a galactagogue – a substance that promotes lactation. Urtication (my new word!!!), or flogging with nettles, is the process of deliberately applying stinging nettles to the skin to provoke inflammation. An agent thus used was considered to be a rubefacient (something that causes redness), used as a folk remedy for treating rheumatism. A study undertaken in 2000 showed that nettles were an effective therapy in relieving the pain of arthritis.

(Sometimes inflammation is helpful when applied to targeted areas, especially it seems for arthritis. Nettle tea can help promote lactatio. AND to top it all off its edible in a pinch….but boil it first or it’ll urticulate your insides….)

In this case, I’ll cite my source as Wikipedia for this brief overview of Lady Nettle.


And yes it’s been applied once. Would I do it again? I’m far enough from the memory of the experience to consider trying it again. Probably if you asked sober me, no. If you asked a me who’s been put in a dangerously lustful trance? Absolutely. It wasn’t so bad I couldn’t be persuaded…

 

[Night42]

Now I don’t even remember what thread I was in. I hope I won’t be scolded for getting off topic ….

 

[Night42]

Well, it’s been over an hour and I’ve not been scolded. So now would be a good time to report that I’ve just finished applying one full large habanero pepper to both breasts. it’s been about 10min now and the burning continues to creep up. This is the first time I’ve applied hot peppers since the summer….so we will see how potent this one is after being frozen, mashed and spread like frosting over my cupcakes.

As I’m writing this, I’m realizing my folly staying topless while the pepper seeps deeper into my poors. I rest my hands at breast level while typing, but even the ambiant heat from my body temperature sets off my increasingly alert pain receptors. which makes updating hard. 20min now as I type. I’m thinking I’ll have to send an update in the morning on how things went overnight.

I notice my heart rate increasing as the heat spreads farther from the frosting point and down deeper into the tissue. (I really am new and apologize if this isn’t the place for my current predicament)

I will await a response if I should continue with my play-by-play and we can find out together how long the burning lasts. Or if there is a better place to take this discussion. XOXO if I don’t hear anything, you’ll have to wait and ask me in the morning


…typing is quite slow now …..Deep breaths will get us through….. At least if I want it to be coherent

 

[SirMGBZ]

And yes it’s been applied once. Would I do it again? I’m far enough from the memory of the experience to consider trying it again. Probably if you asked sober me, no. If you asked a me who’s been put in a dangerously lustful trance? Absolutely. It wasn’t so bad I couldn’t be persuaded…

So if we can combine torture and orgasms in sufficient quantities, we could get you to agree to nipple nettles? Can do. And of course, the rule is that anything you agree to, even if you were in a lustful trance when you did, will be done to you.

Now I don’t even remember what thread I was in. I hope I won’t be scolded for getting off topic ….

Who could scold you? After all, the thread is “Ladies, describe yourselves.” I’d say telling us about your experiences with nettles and other painful treatments is the very best way to describe yourself to this crowd of sick, kinky fucks.

Well, it’s been over an hour and I’ve not been scolded. So now would be a good time to report that I’ve just finished applying one full large habanero pepper to both breasts. it’s been about 10min now and the burning continues to creep up. This is the first time I’ve applied hot peppers since the summer….so we will see how potent this one is after being frozen, mashed and spread like frosting over my cupcakes.

As I’m writing this, I’m realizing my folly staying topless while the pepper seeps deeper into my poors. I rest my hands at breast level while typing, but even the ambiant heat from my body temperature sets off my increasingly alert pain receptors. which makes updating hard. 20min now as I type. I’m thinking I’ll have to send an update in the morning on how things went overnight.

I notice my heart rate increasing as the heat spreads farther from the frosting point and down deeper into the tissue. (I really am new and apologize if this isn’t the place for my current predicament)

I will await a response if I should continue with my play-by-play and we can find out together how long the burning lasts. Or if there is a better place to take this discussion. XOXO if I don’t hear anything, you’ll have to wait and ask me in the morning


…typing is quite slow now …..Deep breaths will get us through….. At least if I want it to be coherent

Okay, now I am all…inspired. Yeah, inspired. And is it just me, or is it suddenly very warm in here? And for some reason, my britches don’t fit quite right. ;-)