Now This Just Isn't Funny

[Hugin&Munin]

A fun clothing tag I found.

 

[Wragg]

Where are you living???
In Virginia?

No... on board the USS Great Britain.

It's an aircraft carrier that Uncle Sam keeps permanently moored just off the coast of Europe

 

[LittleSiss]

No... on board the USS Great Britain.

It's an aircraft carrier that Uncle Sam keeps permanently moored just off the coast of Europe

Sorry! 007 but I was unaware of your deployment!


Your cover has been preserved!

Centipedes are in the drapes!

 

[patbeer]

A fun clothing tag I found.
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Gotta love those translators. Political dramas and wars have started over less. ;-)

 

[patbeer]

Not offending any religious people here I hope. But Jesus did it.

 

[Loxuru]

No... on board the USS Great Britain.

It's an aircraft carrier that Uncle Sam keeps permanently moored just off the coast of Europe

Permanently moored? Sunk on an even keel, to be more exactly! Oh, yes, 'Moore(d)'.

 

[Naraku]

In the US we have an expression: "You had one job..."
It refers to someone having one simple task to do and still screwing it up.
Some packaging examples:

 

[Apostate]

In the US we have an expression: "You had one job..."
It refers to someone having one simple task to do and still screwing it up.
Some packaging examples:
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I can understand every mixup save the ice bag.

 

[LittleSiss]

In the US we have an expression: "You had one job..."
It refers to someone having one simple task to do and still screwing it up.
Some packaging examples:
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That’s cute!
I once bought a prime rib roast for $.99 a pound that was supposed to be $7.99 a pound!

 

[Loxuru]

In the US we have an expression: "You had one job..."
It refers to someone having one simple task to do and still screwing it up.
Some packaging examples:
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The person who did this, immediately got a well paid job in a publicity agency!

 

[Loinclothslave]

The person who did this, immediately got a well paid job in a publicity agency!

Or in Government?

 

[Loxuru]

Or in Government?

Rather : as a spin doctor!

 

[Hugin&Munin]

 

[Loxuru]

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Let's eat cake, then!

 

[Nobbes25]

I wanted to pick flowers, fuck I slipped, now I'm hanging here helpless. Also comes such a stupid bird. What do I do now. Who can help me?

 

[Hugin&Munin]

 

[The Fallen Angel]

Mother Superior was startled when a novice nun interrupted her novinas. "What is it, child?", she asked.

"Mother Superior, Mother Superior, there's a case of syphilis in the convent!"

Mother Superior smiles. "That's nice dear. It'll make a change from the beaujolais".

 

[Loxuru]

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Murphy was a USAF officer, supervising aircraft maintenance. He made the observation that, if a part CAN be mounted the wrong way, sooner or later, someone WILL mount it the wrong way, putting lives of pilots and crew at risk.

 

[Loxuru]

Mother Superior was startled when a novice nun interrupted her novinas. "What is it, child?", she asked.

"Mother Superior, Mother Superior, there's a case of syphilis in the convent!"

Mother Superior smiles. "That's nice dear. It'll make a change from the beaujolais".

Replies another novice : "What!? No Riesling!?"
You should have read the fine print of the rules of the order, sister @Barbaria1.

 

[montycrusto]

I tried acting, but I fell through a trapdoor in the floor. It was just a stage I was going through.