Well even he spent a weekend at your placeNOT TO MAKE AN UNWANTED OBSERVATION, BUT REGARDLESS OF RELIGIOUS AFFILIATION, PEOPLE DO TEND TO END UP WITH AN APPOINTMENT WITH ME AT SOME POINT. NOBODY HAS AVOIDED IT YET (WELL THERE WAS THAT ONE PROPHET, IF YOU BELIEVE THAT SORT OF THING).
I learnt today of an immortal jellyfish - if it sees you (or your Cnidarian cousin) approaching,
it simply rewinds back to pre-puberty and starts the whole dreary business of jellyescence once again
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_dohrnii