The art of negotiations with authorities
"In the chronicles of the city of St. Pierre-au-milieu-de-nulle-part, the extraordinary revolt of the townspeople is described in very general terms. What is extraordinary about it is the lack of fatalities and the decisive omission of all details that would make it possible to understand the extraordinary concession of the authorities after the event. In recent years however, on the antiquarian market, there were notes written by a contemporary chronicler that shed some light on the mystery... although it must be admitted that the light was very unclear, as the chronicler was more interested in writing lampoons than impartial accounts, and he described events that took place half a century before his own birth.
Well, the whole thing started, as it happens, after a brawl started by a group of young men related to the city authorities... Vendors in the market square suffered during the brawl, and yet they did not receive any compensation. Then things changed - the townspeople attacked the town hall not only about this issue, but also about all the issues that bothered them.
In the face of the tumult, the mayor, together with the city guards and jurors, locked themselves in the town hall - the common people stormed the gate, but without great conviction: legitimate demands sound better when common property is not destroyed.
However, they found a way to make the mayor listen to them: they grabbed his wife in the street, tied her to the pillory and threatened that she would be whipped for her husband's sins... and then let the couple come to terms with each other.
Unfortunately, they tied her up on the side that couldn't be seen from the windows of the town hall and the mayor didn't believe it. He recognized his wife only after she screamed and gave in to the crowd's demands... but by then she had received two dozen lashes on her bare back.
The mayor quickly listened to the citizens' demands... and convinced the city council to accept them, but it was too late.
His wife, freed from the pillory, gave him a heavy bill for his delay... and the crowd listened with delight to the sounds of marital squabbles under their window. The mayor did not appear on the streets for several weeks and soon resigned from office. And for a long time the city council was afraid to ignore the voice of the common people."