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Jones_Tims
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Greetings.
If you are reading this, you have been contacted by the leader of the Saeculum Vendunt. We are, what would be described in your age as a "start-up business". We specialize in trading slave girls from all ages of history, for all sorts of purposes, for customers from any era (any era in which homo sapiens are intelligent enough to trade with us, that is). Before we showcase our goods, there are three rules you need to acknowledge and respect:
1. The transport of slave girls from one point to another in history is limited by the very fabric of time and reality. If transporting a woman from the past to the future, will cause a time paradox, we won't be able to obtain her. However, in some instances, selecting certain women to be captured won't have severe repercussions, thus keeping the timeline stable.
2. In order to maintain the timeline stable, it is important to keep the slave girls you bought into a designated area in your current time. Whenever you wish to dispose of her (living or deceased) body, we will be notified and we will bring her back to the future (Yes, I understand that people from your era have a "kick", as you call it for puns and science fiction movies).
3. Since none of you have access to currency from eight thousand years in the future, and we ourselves, wouldn't obtain currency from your era to avoid creating a time paradox, we can only trade through exchanges: you may present us with a woman you wish to trade. The woman may be from your own age or from the past. If transporting the woman does not cause a time paradox, we will take her immediately. However, if you do not wish to trade that specific woman, or bringing her in would cause a time paradox, we will search for her equivalent in another timeline, that resembles our own timeline, with a similarity index of at least 99,99%.
The rules being clarified, let us get started.
SHOWCASE. What we have to offer:
1. Women from 8725-8750 PSS (Post Solar System), or for your own reference, 10025-10050 AD
We currently have in stock 5853 women from the specified time frame. They vary in physical characteristics, matching all the races of your own era. Referencing to your own measurements of intelligence, their IQ score would varry between 160 and 230. 100% of them are fertile and meet all the requirements for breeding. Their age varies between 19 and 31. 73% of them are able to cook, clean and perform manual labor. 96% of them have advanced knowledge about computers and electronic gadgets. Due to our advanced technology, our species specialized in working with computers, leaving primitive labor to the robots. Also, 56% of our women are educated in astronomy, anthropology, history, physics and/or fine arts.
Our trade agreement requires us to reveal the methods of acquiring the slave girls. 1% of the women are volunteers. Students and researchers from our era, willing to serve a few years as slaves in the past, in order to study your culture and way of life. Their servitude varies between 1 and 5 years, and we are more than willingly to offer them for a great discount. The rest however, may be bought permanently. 12% of the women have been arrested for either posing a threat to the time continuum, or taking actions that would decrease the similarity index of a certain timeline below 99,99%. 70% of these women are offenders from our era, that were sold to us due to over-population. A much better alternative to execution, we consider. The rest of 17%, are women seeking asylum into a different era, in order to avoid persecution at the hand of autocratic, foreign governments.
2. Women from Neolithic: 13300 NSS (Neo Solar System), or for your own reference, 12 000 BC-10 000 BC
We currently have in stock 57 women from the Neolithic. The most primitive form of female homo sapiens we managed to acquire. Using advanced intelligence enhancing techniques, we managed to boost their intelligence to an IQ score of 95. These women are unable to perform most of the tasks of your era. They are purely for sexual intercourse or personal collections.
3. Women from your History, defined as the period of time when events were recorded, 11 300 NSS- 1280 NSS, or for your own reference, 10 000 BC- 2020 AD.
We currently have in stock 10562 women from the specified time frame. They vary in physical characteristics, matching all the races of your own era. Their IQ score varies between 85 and 130. 20% of them are from Antiquity. 23% are brought from the Middle Ages. 8% are brought from the Renaissance Era. 25% percent are from the Modern Era. 20% are from the Industrial Era, and 4% are brought from what you refer as “The 21st century”. The ancient slave girls are able to perform sexual services, cooking, cleaning, farming and hard labor that implies technology from Antiquity (any technological advancement made before the year you refer as 476 AD). The slave girls from the Middle Ages, The Renaissance and The Modern Era are also able to perform all the previously stated tasks, including a boost to their performance in operating technologies from their specified eras. However, they are more sexually inhibited than their Ancient counterparts. The women from the 21st century are the most intelligent, creative and also, sexually active slave girls. They have a vast experience of redacting and reading artifacts on displaying services you refer to as “Literotica” and “Crux Forums”.
4. Special slave girls from your History. A collection of personalities from your own History, brought from alternate timelines, including only 87 women. Very expensive. A short list of examples:
-Queen Elizabeth Bathory, Hungarian noblewoman from the Renaissance. Cruel and ruthless, with a passion for torture and bondage;
-Cleopatra VII Philopator, intelligent, crafty, creative and sensual Egyptian queen;
-Marilyn Monroe, American model, singer and actress, declared as “The most beautiful woman” of her Era.
-Sappho, Greek poet from the island of Lesbos. Lesbian, interested in erotic poetry.
5. Nanorobotics suited for slavery and sexual intercourse.
Twelve years ago, a sexually aroused young man crafted a swarm of nanorobots able to take the form of a woman, programming them to serve his sexual desires. A rather amusing situation, but his idea proved to be successful. We built 2500 nanorobotic swarms, that are able to take the shape of a woman with any physical characteristics you may desire, keeping a silver-tone skin color. Although mainly built for sexual intercourse and technical assistance, they can also be assigned for any task that may be performed by a real woman from our Era. Although you may buy them exclusively, we recommend acquiring the nanorobotic swarm as an augment to one of the previous products (please read the next section in order to understand).
ADDITIONAL PRODUCTS AND AUGMENTS:
Any transaction may include a few additional products that might interest you:
Assistant swarm of nanorobots. They may serve for maintaining the slave girl/girls fit for your desires. They can remove some deposits of fat on her body, in order to keep her slim. They may also feed her with everything she needs to survive, from the surrounding environment. Additionally, the nanorobots may allow you or the slave girl/girls to float, in order to try new, interesting sexual positions.
Bondage collar. You may acquire this product and attach it to the neck of the slave girl. With one quick press of a button, a disobedient slave girl may be brought unconscious, submitted to distressing, relaxing or sexually arousing hallucinations. Useful for teaching obedience.
Language integration. A must buy for any customer from a different era. We are able to teach the slave girl your native language in a matter of mere minutes, through advanced nanomedicine.
BUYING. What we are interested to acquire:
More interesting women from history. Our informations about the history of Earth are limited, due to our localization at approximately 2354 light years away from Earth. If you are willing to reveal us any interesting woman from your history or current era (offering us a name and a time frame), we are willing to offer you our products in exchange.
Information about your erotic interests. The government is currently researching the sexual life of our ancestors, and will reward our corporation greatly for bringing information from the past. Any information about your pornography, your sexual interests and especially, how they became popular in your culture, will be greatly rewarded.
Your future generations. If you will allow us to perform an analysis of your genes and lifetime, we will be able to localize all women that were born after 2020 AD that are related to you. If you will allow us, we will travel to a time when they are in the age group of 19-31, and enslave them immediately. You will be rewarded depending on the amount of women you will allow us to capture.
Now that the terms are settled, let us commence the trade.
If you are reading this, you have been contacted by the leader of the Saeculum Vendunt. We are, what would be described in your age as a "start-up business". We specialize in trading slave girls from all ages of history, for all sorts of purposes, for customers from any era (any era in which homo sapiens are intelligent enough to trade with us, that is). Before we showcase our goods, there are three rules you need to acknowledge and respect:
1. The transport of slave girls from one point to another in history is limited by the very fabric of time and reality. If transporting a woman from the past to the future, will cause a time paradox, we won't be able to obtain her. However, in some instances, selecting certain women to be captured won't have severe repercussions, thus keeping the timeline stable.
2. In order to maintain the timeline stable, it is important to keep the slave girls you bought into a designated area in your current time. Whenever you wish to dispose of her (living or deceased) body, we will be notified and we will bring her back to the future (Yes, I understand that people from your era have a "kick", as you call it for puns and science fiction movies).
3. Since none of you have access to currency from eight thousand years in the future, and we ourselves, wouldn't obtain currency from your era to avoid creating a time paradox, we can only trade through exchanges: you may present us with a woman you wish to trade. The woman may be from your own age or from the past. If transporting the woman does not cause a time paradox, we will take her immediately. However, if you do not wish to trade that specific woman, or bringing her in would cause a time paradox, we will search for her equivalent in another timeline, that resembles our own timeline, with a similarity index of at least 99,99%.
The rules being clarified, let us get started.
SHOWCASE. What we have to offer:
1. Women from 8725-8750 PSS (Post Solar System), or for your own reference, 10025-10050 AD
We currently have in stock 5853 women from the specified time frame. They vary in physical characteristics, matching all the races of your own era. Referencing to your own measurements of intelligence, their IQ score would varry between 160 and 230. 100% of them are fertile and meet all the requirements for breeding. Their age varies between 19 and 31. 73% of them are able to cook, clean and perform manual labor. 96% of them have advanced knowledge about computers and electronic gadgets. Due to our advanced technology, our species specialized in working with computers, leaving primitive labor to the robots. Also, 56% of our women are educated in astronomy, anthropology, history, physics and/or fine arts.
Our trade agreement requires us to reveal the methods of acquiring the slave girls. 1% of the women are volunteers. Students and researchers from our era, willing to serve a few years as slaves in the past, in order to study your culture and way of life. Their servitude varies between 1 and 5 years, and we are more than willingly to offer them for a great discount. The rest however, may be bought permanently. 12% of the women have been arrested for either posing a threat to the time continuum, or taking actions that would decrease the similarity index of a certain timeline below 99,99%. 70% of these women are offenders from our era, that were sold to us due to over-population. A much better alternative to execution, we consider. The rest of 17%, are women seeking asylum into a different era, in order to avoid persecution at the hand of autocratic, foreign governments.
2. Women from Neolithic: 13300 NSS (Neo Solar System), or for your own reference, 12 000 BC-10 000 BC
We currently have in stock 57 women from the Neolithic. The most primitive form of female homo sapiens we managed to acquire. Using advanced intelligence enhancing techniques, we managed to boost their intelligence to an IQ score of 95. These women are unable to perform most of the tasks of your era. They are purely for sexual intercourse or personal collections.
3. Women from your History, defined as the period of time when events were recorded, 11 300 NSS- 1280 NSS, or for your own reference, 10 000 BC- 2020 AD.
We currently have in stock 10562 women from the specified time frame. They vary in physical characteristics, matching all the races of your own era. Their IQ score varies between 85 and 130. 20% of them are from Antiquity. 23% are brought from the Middle Ages. 8% are brought from the Renaissance Era. 25% percent are from the Modern Era. 20% are from the Industrial Era, and 4% are brought from what you refer as “The 21st century”. The ancient slave girls are able to perform sexual services, cooking, cleaning, farming and hard labor that implies technology from Antiquity (any technological advancement made before the year you refer as 476 AD). The slave girls from the Middle Ages, The Renaissance and The Modern Era are also able to perform all the previously stated tasks, including a boost to their performance in operating technologies from their specified eras. However, they are more sexually inhibited than their Ancient counterparts. The women from the 21st century are the most intelligent, creative and also, sexually active slave girls. They have a vast experience of redacting and reading artifacts on displaying services you refer to as “Literotica” and “Crux Forums”.
4. Special slave girls from your History. A collection of personalities from your own History, brought from alternate timelines, including only 87 women. Very expensive. A short list of examples:
-Queen Elizabeth Bathory, Hungarian noblewoman from the Renaissance. Cruel and ruthless, with a passion for torture and bondage;
-Cleopatra VII Philopator, intelligent, crafty, creative and sensual Egyptian queen;
-Marilyn Monroe, American model, singer and actress, declared as “The most beautiful woman” of her Era.
-Sappho, Greek poet from the island of Lesbos. Lesbian, interested in erotic poetry.
5. Nanorobotics suited for slavery and sexual intercourse.
Twelve years ago, a sexually aroused young man crafted a swarm of nanorobots able to take the form of a woman, programming them to serve his sexual desires. A rather amusing situation, but his idea proved to be successful. We built 2500 nanorobotic swarms, that are able to take the shape of a woman with any physical characteristics you may desire, keeping a silver-tone skin color. Although mainly built for sexual intercourse and technical assistance, they can also be assigned for any task that may be performed by a real woman from our Era. Although you may buy them exclusively, we recommend acquiring the nanorobotic swarm as an augment to one of the previous products (please read the next section in order to understand).
ADDITIONAL PRODUCTS AND AUGMENTS:
Any transaction may include a few additional products that might interest you:
Assistant swarm of nanorobots. They may serve for maintaining the slave girl/girls fit for your desires. They can remove some deposits of fat on her body, in order to keep her slim. They may also feed her with everything she needs to survive, from the surrounding environment. Additionally, the nanorobots may allow you or the slave girl/girls to float, in order to try new, interesting sexual positions.
Bondage collar. You may acquire this product and attach it to the neck of the slave girl. With one quick press of a button, a disobedient slave girl may be brought unconscious, submitted to distressing, relaxing or sexually arousing hallucinations. Useful for teaching obedience.
Language integration. A must buy for any customer from a different era. We are able to teach the slave girl your native language in a matter of mere minutes, through advanced nanomedicine.
BUYING. What we are interested to acquire:
More interesting women from history. Our informations about the history of Earth are limited, due to our localization at approximately 2354 light years away from Earth. If you are willing to reveal us any interesting woman from your history or current era (offering us a name and a time frame), we are willing to offer you our products in exchange.
Information about your erotic interests. The government is currently researching the sexual life of our ancestors, and will reward our corporation greatly for bringing information from the past. Any information about your pornography, your sexual interests and especially, how they became popular in your culture, will be greatly rewarded.
Your future generations. If you will allow us to perform an analysis of your genes and lifetime, we will be able to localize all women that were born after 2020 AD that are related to you. If you will allow us, we will travel to a time when they are in the age group of 19-31, and enslave them immediately. You will be rewarded depending on the amount of women you will allow us to capture.
Now that the terms are settled, let us commence the trade.
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