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On the subject of spanking how about a few Naughty Fairy Tale Rhymes

Once upon a time, on a magical carpet high up in the air,
was a boy from the streets, his genie and a princess so fair.
Pampered and spoiled, the rich princess from the palace had been,
she didn’t know, of the poverty the poor street-boy had seen.
His wish for a paddle, the genie easily granted,
for spanking the princess was what the boy wanted.
 
I don't remember this version of Snow White...
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?" As long as the mirror's answer to that question was "You are," the Queen was happy. Then Snow White came into the picture and upset the apple cart, so the Queen decided to handle the problem by stuffing an apple in her mouth, serving her up on a platter like a roast pig (a symbolic gesture?), and turning her snow white bottom a lovely hue matching that of the apple by applying a kitchen spatula."
queen_spanks_snow_white_spatula.jpg I'm getting that Xmas feeling. A Fairy Tale of New York has already been sanitised by the BBC.
 
melissa said:
On the subject of spanking how about a few Naughty Fairy Tale Rhymes

Once upon a time, on a magical carpet high up in the air,
was a boy from the streets, his genie and a princess so fair.
Pampered and spoiled, the rich princess from the palace had been,
she didn’t know, of the poverty the poor street-boy had seen.
His wish for a paddle, the genie easily granted,
for spanking the princess was what the boy wanted.
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Cinderella fell foul of her two sisters cruel,
Finding herself in the Palace labour pool.
Often subjected to the cane or the whip,
Those sisters really did run a tight ship.
Her Fairy Godmother took her off to a Ball,
Where she met a Prince, both handsome and tall.
She had to leave quickly, losing her slipper,
To be home by midnight, or her sisters would whip her.
 
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twonines said:
Cinderella fell foul of her two sisters cruel,
Finding herself in the Palace labour pool.
Often subjected to the cane or the whip,
Those sisters really did run a tight ship.
Her Fairy Godmother took her off to a Ball,
Where she met a Prince, both handsome and tall.
She had to leave quickly, losing her slipper,
To be home by midnight, or her sisters would whip her.
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Another real gem!
 
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