The Coffee Shop

[twonines]

Dick Whittington went to London, taking his cat,
Nothing remarkable can be said about that.
As a young man, Dick was not very fussy,
So he certainly enjoyed plenty of pussy.
As he grew older, his career was set fair,
In the fulness of time, he became the Lord Mayor.
This let him see all the pretty whores stripping,
There in Bridewell for their judicial whipping.

 

[The Fallen Angel]

Dick Whittington went to London, taking his cat,
Nothing remarkable can be said about that.
As a young man, Dick was not very fussy,
So he certainly enjoyed plenty of pussy.
As he grew older, his career was set fair,
In the fulness of time, he became the Lord Mayor.
This let him see all the pretty whores stripping,
There in Bridewell for their judicial whipping.

Priceless!

 

[twonines]

Shapely Bo Peep had lost all her sheep,
But this didn`t make that pretty girl weep.
That flock was only able to stray,
While Bo and her lover were having it away.
Bending naked, and quaking with dread,
As the farmer`s thick belt turned her butt red.
After this session of terrible pain,
Bo Peep never lost her sheep ever again.

 

[The Fallen Angel]

Shapely Bo Peep had lost all her sheep,
But this didn`t make that pretty girl weep.
That flock was only able to stray,
While Bo and her lover were having it away.
Bending naked, and quaking with dread,
As the farmer`s thick belt turned her butt red.
After this session of terrible pain,
Bo Peep never lost her sheep ever again.

You must put these into a book! In fact if I get enough of them I will do just that.

 

[Madiosi]

You must put these into a book! In fact if I get enough of them I will do just that.

Shapely Bo Peep had lost all her sheep,
But this didn`t make that pretty girl weep.
That flock was only able to stray,
While Bo and her lover were having it away.
Bending naked, and quaking with dread,
As the farmer`s thick belt turned her butt red.
After this session of terrible pain,
Bo Peep never lost her sheep ever again.

For separation of the verses would be a headline useful.

 

[montycrusto]

Reminds me of that old classic:

Mary had a little lamb
But now that lamb is dead.
Yet still it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread

 

[twonines]

Reminds me of that old classic:

Mary had a little lamb
But now that lamb is dead.
Yet still it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread

Or
Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a bear,
I`ve often seen her little lamb
But I`ve never seen her bear.

 

[connoisseurs]

Or
Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a bear,
I`ve often seen her little lamb
But I`ve never seen her bear.

I am not nearly as eloquent as you guys and girls are, so no verses from me. At least I have a little pun.

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Here's Something Perhaps We Can All Agree on
The vaccine should be tested on Politicians First
If they survive, the vaccines safe.
If they don't, the country is safe!​

 

[Loxuru]

Here's Something Perhaps We Can All Agree on
The vaccine should be tested on Politicians First
If they survive, the vaccines safe.
If they don't, the country is safe!​

What about an election to vote on which politician it should be tested first?
After all, let's not allow Covid to ruin our democratic procedures and institutions!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

What about an election to vote on which politician it should be tested first?
After all, let's not allow Covid to ruin our democratic procedures and institutions!

As long as recounts are mandated!

 

[Loxuru]

As long as recounts are mandated!

It seems that in Florida, they still have huge stocks of unused voting punch cards. The accurracy of that method will eleminate all doubts during counting.

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

 

[Eulalia]

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1 moose in Scotland isn't far away, we have to put a thraive or twa atween us.

 

[twonines]

1 moose in Scotland isn't far away, we have to have to put a thraive or twa atween us.

As long as its not loose aboot the hoose, you`ll be alright.

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Here's Something Perhaps We Can All Agree on
The vaccine should be tested on Politicians First
If they survive, the vaccines safe.
If they don't, the country is safe!​

For those who missed the election night coverage a few weeks ago

 

[montycrusto]

For those who missed the election night coverage a few weeks ago

There’s nothing like a free and fair election to inspire one with the heady fresh air of democracy..

 

[Switchsrap]

Please give it to Trump, maybe he would have a nasty reaction it so I don't have see him in 2024.

 

[Switchsrap]

Please give it to Trump, maybe he would have a nasty reaction it so I don't have see him in 2024.

Dang it i forgot he is not a politician, he is a liar and a self-centered SOB.

 

[Loxuru]

There’s nothing like a free and fair election to inspire one with the heady fresh air of democracy..

The cllip is a real plea for the 'first past the post' election system!