connoisseurs
Senator
I see a demerit or two coming...
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“These are the Things that Make a ManI need some help here! I have found this pic and it enamored me. It screams "Crux and Love".
Normaly I am not lost for words (though I often have problems to translate them in intelligible english), but I am looking at this pic and have no idea for a smart, classy description/comment.
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Iron enough to make a nail,
Lime enough to paint a wall,
Water enough to drown a dog,
Sulphur enough to stop the fleas,
Potash enough to wash a shirt,
Gold enough to buy a bean,
Silver enough to coat a pin,
Lead enough to ballast a bird,
Phosphor enough to light the town,
Poison enough to kill a cow,
Strength enough to build a home,
Time enough to hold a child,
Love enough to break a heart.”
― Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith
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montycrusto
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OK which of you bastards paid for @Barbaria1 to have flying lessons? 
Only Barb could have a car crash while flying a plane 
(maybe she saw a mustang with Arkansas plates) 
(maybe she saw a mustang with Arkansas plates)
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Tree did. I “borrowed” his credit card. Wait’ll he gets the bill from the pilot training schoolOK which of you bastards paid for @Barbaria1 to have flying lessons?
Wait till Barb has to 'pay' for the plane!!! (it won't be pretty!!! ...well, for her!)Tree did. I “borrowed” his credit card. Wait’ll he gets the bill from the pilot training school
Sharpening nails as I speak over at the Treehouse.
I used Tree’s credit card at the plane rental place and signed his name to the liability waiver.
He’s gonna crucify me for sure on this one!
Make sure the nails are sharp. I wouldn't want to hurt you any more than necessary before you are actually raised to hang crucified...
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montycrusto
Guest
What’s the market value of a Piper Cherokee, converted into whip-strokes? A hundred thousand?
Wonder if they might consider installment payments ????
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Honestly, it was a good emergency landing, considering the speed differences, the traffic, the sideward obstacles along the motorway and the overpass ahead.OK which of you bastards paid for @Barbaria1 to have flying lessons?
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montycrusto
Guest
“Well not a bad landing all things considered.. but I might have to deduct one or two points on account of the fact that this is not the airfield!! “
“Oh..I was wondering why there were cars on the runway!”
And what do police regulations say about unlabeled aircraft piloted by Barb on the highway?Only Barb could have a car crash while flying a plane
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montycrusto
Guest
Let’s have the truth now Barb..“Ummm ... they call on @montycrusto to extract a confession of guilt?
or I can get the car battery and nipple clamps out if you prefer
Ouch
YIKES
my nipples hurt just thinking about it.YIKES