The Coffee Shop

[montycrusto]

You two ought to know by now that ridiculing Barb is like taking a big risk. Retribution may not be swift, but it’s always delivered with a vengeance!

I think that must be a record for demerits.. 16! That's 8 each, not a bad haul this is a proud day for me and @twonines

 

[twonines]

She is a bit too quick off the mark, I only asked the question and she jumped straight in! That`s life!

 

[Barbaria1]

She is a bit too quick off the mark, I only asked the question and she jumped straight in! That`s life!

Perhaps, But one word is a trigger. SWALLOW

 

[Marcius]

Perhaps, But one word is a trigger. SWALLOW

One swallow doesn't make a bummer.

 

[Rias]

Pat-a-cake pat-a-cake, Slaver's man,
Find me a slavegirl as fast as you can,
Collar her, whip her and brand her with "T"
And have her delivered to (yours truly) me.

pat and cat pat and cat two friends from years la la la

 

[montycrusto]

She is a bit too quick off the mark, I only asked the question and she jumped straight in! That`s life!

Oh can I have your demerits then?

 

[montycrusto]

Perhaps, But one word is a trigger. SWALLOW

Good to know

 

[twonines]

Perhaps, But one word is a trigger. SWALLOW

Gulp!!!!

 

[twonines]

It was Christmas day in the harem,
With the eunuchs all standing around.
In strode the bold ,bad Sultan
And gazed on his marble halls.
"What would you like for Christmas, boys"
The eunuchs all shouted "balls."

 

[twonines]

In my dream, when Black Friday came round,
In the slave market I was soon found.
Among the naked beauties that were displayed,
Barb, Eul and Kathy stood there slightly afraid.
In a dream, expense doesn`t matter a jot,
So I bought the three in one lot!

 

[montycrusto]

In my dream, when Black Friday came round,
In the slave market I was soon found.
Among the naked beauties that were displayed,
Barb, Eul and Kathy stood there slightly afraid.
In a dream, expense doesn`t matter a lot,
So I bought the three in one lot!

Yeah Eul and Kathy come with a warranty, Barb comes with a no-returns label

 

[Loxuru]

I think that must be a record for demerits.. 16! That's 8 each, not a bad haul this is a proud day for me and @twonines

You are far away from a personal record! There have been strings of over thirty demerits in the past. Either Barb is getting lenient, or we are loosing our sharpness!

 

[Barbaria1]

Yeah Eul and Kathy come with a warranty, Barb comes with a no-returns label

Not funny ...

 

[montycrusto]

Not funny ...

I just meant.. no-one would ever need to take you back to the shop.. because you’re perfect obviously?

 

[Madiosi]

Not funny ...

Of course, funny!

 

[Kathy]

The covid19 vaccine will start being transported around Canada next week , 249,000 doses , here in Newfoundland our share of first shipment is 1950 doses.

 

[NewUser]

The covid19 vaccine will start being transported around Canada next week , 249,000 doses , here in Newfoundland our share of first shipment is 1950 doses.

I hope Barb not involved in this shipment!

 

[connoisseurs]

I hope Barb not involved in this shipment!

What´s the worst that could happen?

 

[montycrusto]

What´s the worst that could happen?

(Gif)

 

[connoisseurs]

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That only shows that Barb knows about the importance of her cargo - nothing can stop her