That summarises perfectly the purpose of this trial!Oh no, Barb is in a lose-lose situation. With her sensitive slit split aside a pointy wooden edge and electrodes clipped to her nipples and clit she is forced to don a mask as Versid-19 is detected. So now in response to any questions the hapless defendant will be forced to mumble incoherently. This will surely earn more zaps and a charge of contempt which can only add to any ultimate punishment! ...
She has been ever since she crashed the site in 2013.Oh no, Barb is in a lose-lose situation.
Barb swallowed! Wow what a reveal ... and now she is being ordered off the horse! Brings a whole new context to the Duke's famous line from 'The Cowboys' (which he never apparently said) "get off your horse and drink your milk"6
To make a long story short, and one might add to the point, @Harsh Martinet ’s sharp edged horse and electrical shocks proved amazingly effective in eliciting a confession, as well as an amazing panoply of curses, screams, shrieks, wails and threats from the mouth of Barbaria1.
Not only did she confess, at long last, to causing the Great CruxForums Crash of the Summer of 2013, but as well to crashing @thehangingtree ’s car more often than he was aware, of actually swallowing once and even occasionally visiting @Apostate ‘s skin and rope thread, of always reading the fine print even though she never believed it to be even the slightest bit relevant, of cheating on exams, of purposely breaking crystal at Cruxton Abbey so that @Wragg would send her to the cellar punishment chamber, of plotting to dye @Jollyrei ’s entire wardrobe white, of contemplating the writing of a G&S operetta in which @montycrusto and @twonines are put on trial and found guilty of blaspheming the genre, and a whole host of other wrongdoings, too numerous to list here. Use your imagination!
“That’s it. Well done, Harshmartinet! I believe we’ve heard enough to know that this is an open and shut case!” decreed @old slave , shouting to be heard over the torrent of confessions, screams and curses pouring from Barbaria’s mouth against a crackling background of the electrical charges being applied to spur her on.
“All in favor of sending her to the public whipping post, and then on to the Hill to be crucified, say AYE!”
The affirmative response literally shakes the rafters of the old courtroom, and even drowns out her plaintive cries, angrily charging the court of unfair eagerness to condemn.
“To the whipping post! Let’s make the bitch sing!” shouts someone in the room.
“Forty lashes should do the job!” cries another.
“Twenty on her back and twenty on her front!” adds a third.
“So ordered,” declares Old slave.
“Oh Shit!” she moans, followed by two piercing cries of pain as the alligator clips are ripped from her nipples.
“Get her off that horse and on her way to the post!” demands the eager mob.
TBC
Promises, promises...To make a long story short,
As if that will actually end the debate...Not only did she confess, at long last, to causing the Great CruxForums Crash of the Summer of 2013
...and Tree is likely not fully "aware" of a lot of things depending on the state of the Seagrams supply chain...as well to crashing @thehangingtree ’s car more often than he was aware,
GOOD HEAVENS!!!plotting to dye @Jollyrei ’s entire wardrobe white,
I should say so!All in favor of sending her to the public whipping post, and then on to the Hill to be crucified, say AYE!”
Not so fast! Not so fast! We can hardly take notice of everything!Not only did she confess, at long last, to causing the Great CruxForums Crash of the Summer of 2013, but as well to crashing @thehangingtree ’s car more often than he was aware, of actually swallowing once and even occasionally visiting @Apostate ‘s skin and rope thread, of always reading the fine print even though she never believed it to be even the slightest bit relevant, of cheating on exams, of purposely breaking crystal at Cruxton Abbey so that @Wragg would send her to the cellar punishment chamber, of plotting to dye @Jollyrei ’s entire wardrobe white, of contemplating the writing of a G&S operetta in which @montycrusto and @twonines are put on trial and found guilty of blaspheming the genre, and a whole host of other wrongdoings, too numerous to list here. Use your imagination!
So glad to be on the side of justice6
To make a long story short, and one might add to the point, @Harsh Martinet ’s sharp edged horse and electrical shocks proved amazingly effective in eliciting a confession, as well as an equally amazing panoply of curses, screams, shrieks, wails and threats from the mouth of Barbaria1.
Not only did she confess, at long last, to causing the Great CruxForums Crash of the Summer of 2013, but as well to crashing @thehangingtree ’s car more often than he was aware, of actually swallowing once and even occasionally visiting @Apostate ‘s skin and rope thread, of always reading the fine print even though she never believed it to be even the slightest bit relevant, of cheating on exams, of purposely breaking crystal at Cruxton Abbey so that @Wragg would send her to the cellar punishment chamber, of plotting to dye @Jollyrei ’s entire wardrobe white, of contemplating the writing of a G&S operetta in which @montycrusto and @twonines are put on trial and found guilty of blaspheming the genre, and a whole host of other wrongdoings, too numerous to list here. Use your imagination!
“That’s it. Well done, Harshmartinet! I believe we’ve heard enough to know that this is an open and shut case!” decrees @old slave , shouting to be heard over the torrent of confessions, screams and curses pouring from Barbaria’s mouth against a crackling background of electrical charges being applied to spur her on.
“All in favor of sending her to the public whipping post, and then on to the Hill to be crucified, say AYE!”
The affirmative response literally shakes the rafters of the old courtroom, and even drowns out her plaintive cries, angrily charging the court of unfair eagerness to condemn.
“To the whipping post! Let’s make the bitch sing!” shouts someone in the room.
“Forty lashes should do the job!” cries another.
“Twenty on her back and twenty on her front!” adds a third.
“So ordered,” declares Old slave.
“Oh Shit!” she moans, followed by two piercing cries of pain as the alligator clips are ripped from her nipples.
“Get her off that horse and on her way to the post!” demands the eager mob.
TBC
She certainly spilled a lot of itBarb swallowed! Wow what a reveal ... and now she is being ordered off the horse! Brings a whole new context to the Duke's famous line from 'The Cowboys' (which he never apparently said) "get off your horse and drink your milk"
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She spills a lot of anything. Bugger the crash of 2013. You should see the state of the Cruxton Abbey Wine Cellar!She certainly spilled a lot of it
For efficiency's sake, we COULD leave her mounted on the horse for her whipping....just a thought“Get her off that horse and on her way to the post!” demands the eager mob.
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So succesful, that it becomes suspicious! Let'sAfter so many years interrogations, hot and cold traces now the confession. I never thought, that we reaching this point successful.