and the little red-headed elfwarrior got the place of honor
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Which Woman Should Be Crucified??
- Thread starter _CADRE_
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_CADRE_
Magistrate
The praise goes to Erin for helping me create her sexy render!
_CADRE_
Magistrate
He made me look sexy.
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montycrusto
Guest
If I were one of the guards,
I would be unable to fight,
unable to pick my jaw up off the ground -
she is stunning!
_CADRE_
Magistrate
If there were a way to add a fifth option to the poll, I'm sure that the mob would all change their votes for Erin
And yes, the guards may have a hard time concentrating, especially while she moves like a cat and her thin skirt flows around!
_CADRE_
Magistrate
No doubt!
_CADRE_
Magistrate
With your help, of course!
_CADRE_
Magistrate
You've got quite the fight ahead of you, Erin! Better do some stretching and loosen up to get ready!
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montycrusto
Guest
Besides, don't vampires evaporate or something, when they so much as SEE a cross? *I've come late to all this - voted for the Demon,
'cos I identify with her - the outsider, anarchist,
sticking up her finger to all that human rites
and elfin safety nonsense. I love the Vampire too,
but she's dead already, that's cheating
Could make crucifixion difficult...
(*As in the joke about the two nuns in transylvania)
_CADRE_
Magistrate
The demon was my choice too because she's the most crafty, wily, and capricious of all four. Being the guard, her defiance is always a thorn in my side, and to see her crucified would be a sigh of relief (plus a pleasure to the eye)I've come late to all this - voted for the Demon,
'cos I identify with her - the outsider, anarchist,
sticking up her finger to all that human rites
and elfin safety nonsense. I love the Vampire too,
but she's dead already, that's cheating
But for the time being, everything's in chaos after Erin's arrival! More to come soon!
_CADRE_
Magistrate
As I detailed in the earlier parts of this thread, just assume there are no differences b/w the four women save for their appearances (i.e. Light and crosses don't have any unusual effect on the vampire).
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montycrusto
Guest
I forgot that part. Erin's appearance has turned my brain to jelly
_CADRE_
Magistrate
She has that effect
_CADRE_
Magistrate
Hopefully she escapes unharmed with her elf companion, otherwise the mob may decide to nail her to a cross instead of one of the other four. Maybe both. And what a sight that would be....
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montycrusto
Guest
if you're short of timber, remember a cross has two sidesHopefully she escapes unharmed with her elf companion, otherwise the mob may decide to nail her to a cross instead of one of the other four. Maybe both. And what a sight that would be....
_CADRE_
Magistrate
Nice pro-tip! But there's no timber shortage here - just prison guards who are reluctant to crucify more than one prisoner at a time, due to the unpredictable nature of the mob! But who knows, maybe if they catch Erin, they'll crucify her next to her elf friend, so that they can look at each other as they writhe on their separate crosses! That would add to their torment, wouldn't it?if you're short of timber, remember a cross has two sides