A little tribute to all my indefatigable friends on the Crux Forums! 
And with apologies to Monty Python for what I've done to 'Alcoholic Philosophers'
Workaholic Cruxographers!
Little Siss, to bring us bliss
Stays up so late when writing;
Luna, too, works all night through
On prose that’s so exciting!
Eulalia works many an hour
On ‘Beast’ and other glories;
They say PK works night and day
On her outstanding stories!
And sweet Barbaria will not spare ya with her tales of torture deep
A most amazing writer – but does she ever sleep?
Cxslave, a cyclist brave
Can still find time for posting;
Messa too, cruxed in Anjou
Her hours of work we’re toasting!
Rodent’s here, and of good cheer
Though racing must be tiring
And THT, it seems to me,
Writes tales of crux inspiring!
But no-one’s scarier than Barbaria for the work that she produces –
She really hits the button when it comes to flowing juices…
Quiet Paul, now he stands tall
He always has impressed me!
And, what a star is sweet Yupar
She really is my Bestie!
Adobe - Yay! And KvK!
Phlebas’ wit Churchillian!
And Roxie, see! Whipped by TC!
My favourite Brazilian!
It all gets hairier when Barbaria puts dictators on her page
There’s nothing like a tyrant to get Wragg into a wrage!
I don’t know what Helmut, Jerkbot
Do to produce such pictures!
I sit and stare, Crucificateur
But we, that look, are victors!
I cannot say how Skating J
Or Damian or Apostate
Produce such art that stands apart
In tribute I lie prostrate!
See now Barbaria, like a terrier, like a dog that has a bone
Her writing so realistic you can hear those victims groan!
And there! In Green! Our Elfen Queen!
Sweet Connie, no-one like her!
I’m sweating still! Oh what a thrill
When those nasty Romans spiked her!
You will not budge our blue nosed judge
Who never makes a blunder
Melissa too, and all those who
Make this a site of wonder!
I’m always merrier when Barbaria writes her tales of blood and lust
A most amazing writer who looks lovely when she’s cruxed!
And with apologies to Monty Python for what I've done to 'Alcoholic Philosophers'
Workaholic Cruxographers!
Little Siss, to bring us bliss
Stays up so late when writing;
Luna, too, works all night through
On prose that’s so exciting!
Eulalia works many an hour
On ‘Beast’ and other glories;
They say PK works night and day
On her outstanding stories!
And sweet Barbaria will not spare ya with her tales of torture deep
A most amazing writer – but does she ever sleep?
Cxslave, a cyclist brave
Can still find time for posting;
Messa too, cruxed in Anjou
Her hours of work we’re toasting!
Rodent’s here, and of good cheer
Though racing must be tiring
And THT, it seems to me,
Writes tales of crux inspiring!
But no-one’s scarier than Barbaria for the work that she produces –
She really hits the button when it comes to flowing juices…
Quiet Paul, now he stands tall
He always has impressed me!
And, what a star is sweet Yupar
She really is my Bestie!
Adobe - Yay! And KvK!
Phlebas’ wit Churchillian!
And Roxie, see! Whipped by TC!
My favourite Brazilian!
It all gets hairier when Barbaria puts dictators on her page
There’s nothing like a tyrant to get Wragg into a wrage!
I don’t know what Helmut, Jerkbot
Do to produce such pictures!
I sit and stare, Crucificateur
But we, that look, are victors!
I cannot say how Skating J
Or Damian or Apostate
Produce such art that stands apart
In tribute I lie prostrate!
See now Barbaria, like a terrier, like a dog that has a bone
Her writing so realistic you can hear those victims groan!
And there! In Green! Our Elfen Queen!
Sweet Connie, no-one like her!
I’m sweating still! Oh what a thrill
When those nasty Romans spiked her!
You will not budge our blue nosed judge
Who never makes a blunder
Melissa too, and all those who
Make this a site of wonder!
I’m always merrier when Barbaria writes her tales of blood and lust
A most amazing writer who looks lovely when she’s cruxed!
Now Tree is lost now 
Wragg!