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thehangingtree

thehangingtree

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TREE’S WALK…

…he is either sober or time-traveling…

I am walking along a dusty path near a placid lake when I come upon an unusual site. There is a beautiful woman nailed naked to a cross. She seems to be in a bit of duress. I light up a cigarette and looked up. I ask “What are you doing there?”

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“What does it look like I am doing?” she groans at me.

A smart-assed bitch even in her condition… I reply “I can see what you are doing but I wonder why you are.”

“Because some thought this was right for me…”

He circles behind my cross (I hate that thought… this cross is not mine! I damned to it) and says “Do you have a name or was that stripped with your clothes?”

“Of course I have a name; I am Princess Natasha” I growl the best I can. He circles around and appears to my left and tells me I don’t look much like a princess. He proceeds to say my hair looks like it was cut with tinner’s shears and I don’t even have a titulus to say who I am.

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I look down at him with my face flush with anger. “I was not in on the planning party for my crucifixion! And if I may be so bold as to ask what the hell are you wearing?”

“They are called clothes. Have you never seen them?”

Tree (in Wonderland)
 
thehangingtree said:
TREE’S WALK…

…he is either sober or time-traveling…

I am walking along a dusty path near a placid lake when I come upon an unusual site. There is a beautiful woman nailed naked to a cross. She seems to be in a bit of duress. I light up a cigarette and looked up. I ask “What are you doing there?”

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“What does it look like I am doing?” she groans at me.

A smart-assed bitch even in her condition… I reply “I can see what you are doing but I wonder why you are.”

“Because some thought this was right for me…”

He circles behind my cross (I hate that thought… this cross is not mine! I damned to it) and says “Do you have a name or was that stripped with your clothes?”

“Of course I have a name; I am Princess Natasha” I growl the best I can. He circles around and appears to my left and tells me I don’t look much like a princess. He proceeds to say my hair looks like it was cut with tinner’s shears and I don’t even have a titulus to say who I am.

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I look down at him with my face flush with anger. “I was not in on the planning party for my crucifixion! And if I may be so bold as to ask what the hell are you wearing?”

“They are called clothes. Have you never seen them?”

Tree (in Wonderland)
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Who's been putting what in Tree's Seagrams? :confused: :eek: :rolleyes:

Whatever it is, it's done him a power of good! :)
 
thehangingtree said:
Needless to say but it must, these are Manips of SeD's work. As for the Seagram's this bottle is dated after the Rebellion of 2013. I thought it would be safe...

Tree

...at least the site hasn't crashed....
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damn it Tree!!!!! :mad: I thought I had cure you of that once and for all :spank: ... for the last time now....I DIDN'T CAUSE THE GREAT CRASH OF THE SUMMER OF 2013!!!!
 
thehangingtree said:
Needless to say but it must, these are Manips of SeD's work. As for the Seagram's this bottle is dated after the Rebellion of 2013. I thought it would be safe...

Tree

...at least the site hasn't crashed....
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There is nothing like a fine Whiskey in a plastic bottle.

Plastics bottles have been known to promote rises in estrogen levels in the human body.

Feeling weepy, now?

And why do you like to chat like you are at a wine tasting when a girl is screaming in pain?

A girl loves nothing more than to chat about her appearance to a guy that walks up and ogles her!

I don't really want to do small talk as my f---king body is burning and I can't do anything but jump and shoot up and twist around.

But Okay! How is your day going? I don't want to seem impolite.


MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :doh:

:p
 
LittleSiss said:
There is nothing like a fine Whiskey in a plastic bottle.

Plastics bottles have been known to promote rises in estrogen levels in the human body.

Feeling weepy, now?

And why do you like to chat like you are at a wine tasting when a girl is screaming in pain?

A girl loves nothing more than to chat about her appearance to a guy that walks up and ogles her!

I don't really want to do small talk as my f---king body is burning and I can't do anything but jump and shoot up and twist around.

But Okay! How is your day going? I don't want to seem impolite.


MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :doh:

:p
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By the end of the night she will not remember what kind of bottle the whiskey came ...

She didn't like whisky anyway, no more than she liked the cross...
 
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thehangingtree said:
TREE’S WALK…

…he is either sober or time-traveling…

I am walking along a dusty path near a placid lake when I come upon an unusual site. There is a beautiful woman nailed naked to a cross. She seems to be in a bit of duress. I light up a cigarette and looked up. I ask “What are you doing there?”

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“What does it look like I am doing?” she groans at me.

A smart-assed bitch even in her condition… I reply “I can see what you are doing but I wonder why you are.”

“Because some thought this was right for me…”

He circles behind my cross (I hate that thought… this cross is not mine! I damned to it) and says “Do you have a name or was that stripped with your clothes?”

“Of course I have a name; I am Princess Natasha” I growl the best I can. He circles around and appears to my left and tells me I don’t look much like a princess. He proceeds to say my hair looks like it was cut with tinner’s shears and I don’t even have a titulus to say who I am.

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I look down at him with my face flush with anger. “I was not in on the planning party for my crucifixion! And if I may be so bold as to ask what the hell are you wearing?”

“They are called clothes. Have you never seen them?”

Tree (in Wonderland)
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Don't worry Barb I will save you!!!!
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thehangingtree said:
TREE’S WALK…

…he is either sober or time-traveling…

I am walking along a dusty path near a placid lake when I come upon an unusual site. There is a beautiful woman nailed naked to a cross. She seems to be in a bit of duress. I light up a cigarette and looked up. I ask “What are you doing there?”

View attachment 263789

“What does it look like I am doing?” she groans at me.

A smart-assed bitch even in her condition… I reply “I can see what you are doing but I wonder why you are.”

“Because some thought this was right for me…”

He circles behind my cross (I hate that thought… this cross is not mine! I damned to it) and says “Do you have a name or was that stripped with your clothes?”

“Of course I have a name; I am Princess Natasha” I growl the best I can. He circles around and appears to my left and tells me I don’t look much like a princess. He proceeds to say my hair looks like it was cut with tinner’s shears and I don’t even have a titulus to say who I am.

View attachment 263788

I look down at him with my face flush with anger. “I was not in on the planning party for my crucifixion! And if I may be so bold as to ask what the hell are you wearing?”

“They are called clothes. Have you never seen them?”

Tree (in Wonderland)
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Tree

Less Madame Wu.

Top Cat
 
thehangingtree said:
TREE’S WALK…

…he is either sober or time-traveling…

I am walking along a dusty path near a placid lake when I come upon an unusual site. There is a beautiful woman nailed naked to a cross. She seems to be in a bit of duress. I light up a cigarette and looked up. I ask “What are you doing there?”

View attachment 263789

“What does it look like I am doing?” she groans at me.

A smart-assed bitch even in her condition… I reply “I can see what you are doing but I wonder why you are.”

“Because some thought this was right for me…”

He circles behind my cross (I hate that thought… this cross is not mine! I damned to it) and says “Do you have a name or was that stripped with your clothes?”

“Of course I have a name; I am Princess Natasha” I growl the best I can. He circles around and appears to my left and tells me I don’t look much like a princess. He proceeds to say my hair looks like it was cut with tinner’s shears and I don’t even have a titulus to say who I am.

View attachment 263788

I look down at him with my face flush with anger. “I was not in on the planning party for my crucifixion! And if I may be so bold as to ask what the hell are you wearing?”

“They are called clothes. Have you never seen them?”

Tree (in Wonderland)
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How did Belgian Cyclocross star Sanne Cant get put on a cross in wonderland!!??? Take her down right now Tree!!:mad: She needs to be able to grip the bars in two months!:eek: Plus whoever swept her hair to the wrong side while she was nailed helplessly was just mean....:( It does look like her...
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Three hypotheses?

1) Apparently, Tree lives in Pacific Missouri, right?According to the information about Pacific, Mo., "The city straddles the Franklin/Saint Louis county boundary". (Wikipedia)
Tree just discovered one of the new landmarks between both counties (Keep on walking, there may be more!)?

2) A gold digger discovered a placer in the river. While he went to deposit his claim, he wanted the place to be marked well, and to be guarded by his wife. But in fact, he had little confidence in his wife. So he made sure that she would stay there and not go to steal his claim for herself.

3) The local sherrif's new zero tolerance policy against nude swimming in the river?
 
Loxuru said:
Three hypotheses?

1) Apparently, Tree lives in Pacific Missouri, right?According to the information about Pacific, Mo., "The city straddles the Franklin/Saint Louis county boundary". (Wikipedia)
Tree just discovered one of the new landmarks between both counties (Keep on walking, there may be more!)?

2) A gold digger discovered a placer in the river. While he went to deposit his claim, he wanted the place to be marked well, and to be guarded by his wife. But in fact, he had little confidence in his wife. So he made sure that she would stay there and not go to steal his claim for herself.

3) The local sherrif's new zero tolerance policy against nude swimming in the river?
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We will know soon. My ISP is having major problems so it may not be until tomorrow...

T
 
“I have never seen them like that” I say referring to his clothes. “Are you from another place?”

“Yeah, the United States of America” he replies. “So you are a ‘pretender’ to a throne?”

“A pretender?” I say indignantly. “I am Princess Natasha, heir to the throne of King Arbor and the revered Celtic Virgin!”

“Never heard of you… If you are a princess and this revered ‘Celtic Virgin’ would you mind explaining what you are doing nailed to a cross?” He asks me.

I have nothing else to do. I explain “I was the first in line to succeed my father King Arbor. I lived a pampered and idyllic life.

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“My only chores were to stay a virgin and show my considerable beauty when suitors invited by my father came to visit.”

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“So if you are a princess who the hell cuts your hair?” he interrupts.

“In due time, sir” I admonish. “And is you will what might your name be?”

“My name is Tree” He replies.

“What an odd name” I note.

“No more so than a king named ‘Arbor’.”

“Do not make light of my father! So I had two duties in life; to look beautiful and stay a virgin and I failed one of them” I explain.

“You tried to cut your hair?”

“Will you shut up and listen? One of the suitors was particular handsome and witty, a Dutchman named Hoek, who was wealthy from dealing with contraband and dark-skinned slaves in the new world while selling young white women from there into servitude here.”

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“You mean he sold slaves here” Tree asks me.

“Nonsense! They were offered room and board at no cost! We do not do slavery!”
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Tree
 
Honestly, Hoek! Leave you alone in the room with a princess for, well, admittedly a bit more than 2 minutes, and the Celtic Virgin is suddenly the Celtic Girl With an Afterglow. Now look at her. I hope you're happy. :devil:
 
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