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Eee, just luke at that Barb! 'Ark at 'er complainin!
Aye. The yung peeple o' terday, they jus' don' know they're born!
When I were a lad, they crewcified me for six weeks on t'moor, an yer never eard me complainin!
Ilkley Moor?
Aye.
Yew were looky. They crewcified me for a whole year on' topper Scafell Pike in force ten winds and blizzards and yew never eard a peep outer me!
Scafell Pike? Tha's nuthin. They crewcified me at bottom o' Malham Tarn when it were frozen solid fer ten year and I never uttered a word.
Malham Tarn? Looxury! They crewcified me upside down fer fifteen year in't freezin cold cave in't How Steen Gorge wit great choonks o' ice fallin' on me exposed bollocks from frozen waterfall, and did yer 'ear me moanin'? Did yer 'ell!
Well, when I say Ilkley Moor, I fergot to mention that I were there for twenty year after me and me cross sank in't bog, but nary a grumble passed my lips!
Aye, and yer tell the yung peeple o' terday that, and they'll never believe yer!