And here we have the little known painting by the almost unknown painter, Jolly Reubens (no relation except complete plagiarism), entitled "The Raising of Katya on the Cross". This painting hung for centuries behind the water heater of Cruxton Abbey, in the basement, where only the coal stokers and Lord Ruxpin Wragg (bastard son of Lord Crispin Wragg and a chambermaid of no precise proveniance) would ever see it. Lord Ruxpin was adamant that nobody but he should see such a painting (despite hundreds of similar paintings which adorned the rest of the Abbey walls). Anyway, Lord Ruxpin died, without leaving any clue as to the existence of the painting, which was discovered centuries later by the current resident of the Abbey, Rupert Wragg, esq., who happened upon it while playing hide and seek with another chambermaid in the cellars.
Rupert is quoted as saying: "I just wish to say that on that occasion, I certainly found what I was looking for...as well as a bloody good painting."
The painting is being displayed here in its restored condition for the very first time.
Rupert is quoted as saying: "I just wish to say that on that occasion, I certainly found what I was looking for...as well as a bloody good painting."
The painting is being displayed here in its restored condition for the very first time.
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