"In anticipation of next weeks meteor impact, more and more celebrities are committing public suicide. We are now switching live to our reporter, Sarah, where 19-year-old porn actress "Clover" is about to commit public suicide in front of selected reporters. Sarah, what can you tell us?"
"Yes, Susan... as you can see behind me, Clover is getting ready to commit an "erotic suicide", as she calls it. When I asked her why, she told me that she owed it to her fans, who would deserve an erotic suicide show that would take their minds off the upcoming doomsday next week."
"Ok, Sarah... from what it looks like, she's gonna impale herself, is that right?"
"That's correct, Susan. Clover invited the mostly male reporters to a rough farewell gang bang. Afterwards she will masturbate to a final orgasm on the impalement pole, before stepping off that pallets and impaling herself through her vagina."
"Interesting... I assume you will cover the gang bang and impalement live? Will you take part in the gang bang, Sarah?"
"Yes, Susan... Clover was very specific that it was mandatory to join in, if you wanted to cover the suicide live!"