Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
The second one does not fit the series. A real MLFS would simply leave the hedge untrimmed, no matter how large it will grow. Only a a woman can come up with such a drastic solution to have it perfectly trimmed!
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Now This Just Isn't Funny
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sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
Ahh... "The English Opening" -
(bring a friend to distract your opponent - works every time)
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(bring a friend to distract your opponent - works every time)
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Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
More MLFS
connoisseurs
Senator
Please, for someone from another continent - what does MLFS stand for? Yahoo search only showed links to "MILFS" and other porn.
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
First in a short series: Men Lacking Female Supervision (MLFS)
connoisseurs
Senator
Thanks, I always thought that would be written "FLD" (free, lucky, debtless).
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
Terrible old joke:
A Pickpocket stole my wife's credit cards.
I didn't report it, though...
The thief was spending less than my wife.
A Pickpocket stole my wife's credit cards.
I didn't report it, though...
The thief was spending less than my wife.
maicoldraw
Assistant executioner
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
Even worse old joke:
You people are DEAD! My husband'll be home any minute!
Really? Isn't he the guy outside selling tickets?
Really? Isn't he the guy outside selling tickets?
maicoldraw
Assistant executioner
It's a while since I've been prompted to produce a grin-song,
so here's a seasonal one - by request from a few crux-friends
Oh Hogmanay, oh Hogmanay,
A night for crucifixions!
You nail us girls when summer's bright,
And ev'n in winter when it's shite,
Oh Hogmanay, oh Hogmanay,
A night for crucifixions!
On Hogmanay, on Hogmanay,
The whip will be this slavegirl's treat,
How lively on the cross's height,
Naked i'll writhe with such delight,
On Hogmanay, on Hogmanay,
The whip will be this slavegirl's treat.
Oh Hogmanay, oh Hogmanay,
eul's joy is being crucified!
The way my cross stands firm, upright,
Supports my strong but hopeless fight,
Oh Hogmanay, oh Hogmanay,
eul's joy is being crucified!
tune: Tannenbaum
so here's a seasonal one - by request from a few crux-friends
Oh Hogmanay, oh Hogmanay,
A night for crucifixions!
You nail us girls when summer's bright,
And ev'n in winter when it's shite,
Oh Hogmanay, oh Hogmanay,
A night for crucifixions!
On Hogmanay, on Hogmanay,
The whip will be this slavegirl's treat,
How lively on the cross's height,
Naked i'll writhe with such delight,
On Hogmanay, on Hogmanay,
The whip will be this slavegirl's treat.
Oh Hogmanay, oh Hogmanay,
eul's joy is being crucified!
The way my cross stands firm, upright,
Supports my strong but hopeless fight,
Oh Hogmanay, oh Hogmanay,
eul's joy is being crucified!
tune: Tannenbaum
foggybottom
Venator imaginum
No kidding!!!
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
connoisseurs
Senator
Christmas is over. See you next year, kiddies!
connoisseurs
Senator
Why are all good traditions passing?
twonines
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