That's Armageddon ...

[Julia]

THAT'S ARMAGEDDON


Introduction:

The following view to my recent days, obviously my last days on earth, will be extremely shocking, causing nightmares and depressions, as well as a difficulties of breathing.
And as usual everything is true, sad but (deadly) true.

Some words before ... :
People who don't know me ... sometimes tend to believe the rumour
that I'm an unlimited, crazy and blood-thirsty religious fanatic.
Those who know me ... know that the rumour is true.

So the report will reflect an unbearable quantum of violence, as well as the usual elements of blood, sweat and tears.
From this reason the report should be age-restricted and not be read by people who are younger than 140 years.
The others, if brave enough to read it ... will hopefully learn something from my fatal mistakes.
Farewell, my Dear friends! God with you!

And now let's start ...
(I'm writing with tears in my eyes.)

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Chapter I: Crime and Punishment

It was a day like everyday in my convent.

I had enjoyed a rather laconic breakfast
(picture 1),
whereas the nuns of the board of directors had a bit more luxury to enjoy.
(picture 2)

Later (as usual) I was caught smoking (picture 3),
although the convent is actually a No smoking-monastery.
That was not so pleasing because I had ignored a last warning of the Superior.

And now I have the mess: A short but rather unfriendly trial.
(pictures 4 and 5)

Then I'm brought to the death-cell.

Here I try to make the best of my situation
(picture 6),
of course not from erotic reasons but only to lessen the panic a little bit.

But soon the horrible fear is back.
(picture 7)

It's all over. In a few days my life will end.
This time nothing will save me ...


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to be continued
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[Julia]

Chapter II: Jesus saves

...

In my panic I try to pray to the Almighty, represented by a crucifix on the wall.
(picture 8)

I stumble my usual Blablabla:
"Oh Lord, please help me to endure it. I'm so afraid ..."
(picture 9)

Surprisingly Jesus answers me.
He says:
"Julia, you are just too stupid! Incredibly stupid."

He laughs and continues:
"However, I have a special-liking for you. Obviously the two of us have something in common."

My faces becomes deeply red. How embarassing!
Obviously he knows everything,
even about my membership in the Forum.

I stumblingly ask:
"You are talking about the crucifixion?"

But the Lord answers:
"No, no, not this.
But there is something else: Both of us are smokers.
So do me a little favor and bring me a cigarette.
And then I will help you."

Some minutes later (picture 10)
Jesus gives me some helpful tips:
"There is only one guard: your eternal enemy, the Superior, who always liked to torment you.
But whenever she enjoys her dinner ... she does not care about anything else. This could be your chance. You must use the element of surprise!
So do what you have to do!"

The he gives me a helpful tool, saying: "Take this gun, Julia, I think you could need it."
I'm surprised: "Oh Lord, you have guns? Why?"
But when he answers there is a convincing logic in his words: "We can never know if the Romans come back. And then I will be prepared for these morons ..."

After I have accentuated my thankfulness in an acceptable way ...
(pictures 11 and 12)
Jesus says:
"Now go, Julia, go with God but go!
One last thing yet: If you meet Eulalia ... tell her that her passion story was not uninteresting! And tell Mr. Tree that I will have an eye on him."

Then, after he wishes me a friendly "Good luck!" (picture 13),
I have to leave the Lord.

Now it's time for an attempt to escape, my only chance to survive.

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to be continued
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[Julia]

Chapter III: Death of a Nun

A woman's gotta do what a woman's gotta do!
(picture 14)

Hence ...
the superior has no chance.
(picture 15)

Then, after some necessary preparations (picture 16)
I leave the convent, hopefully forever.

Now there's only one thing to do:
Running, running, running!
(picture 17)

And this with my "smoker's lung" ...
Life is just too cruel!


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to be continued
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[Julia]

Chapter IV: Death of several Nuns

Immediately the other nuns send their special hunting-forces (picture 18)
to catch me, to bring me back to the death-cell
and to enforce justice.

However, I'm already waiting for them.
(picture 19)

And a few seconds later a problem has been solved.
(picture 20)

Then, after I have changed my clothes, I seem to be safe.

Now I just have to avoid to be noticed by anyone.
I only have to behave unconspicuously ...
and everything will be good.

However, then the shock:
I notice a new horrible problem,
much worse than any previous problems:

I'm terrified and desparate
(picture 21):

I don't have cigarettes anymore,
not a single one.
And no money to buy them.

What a disaster!
I cry.
(picture 22)

What now?
I start to pray ...


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to be continued
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[Eulalia]

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I need a rolling on the floor in uncontrollable laughter smiley!​

Welcome back, Julia!!!​

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[Julia]

Chapter V: Heaven helps


Suddenly I see him: One of the local Marshalls.
(picture 23)

Obviously he is looking for something, maybe searching for an escaped criminal. Maybe hunting me.
And he looks dangerous.
Hence ... I should try to hide.

However, unlike me, this guy has cigarettes.

In general I may be rather fearful,
but ...
no risk ... no cigarette ...

And I remember a helpful advice of my favourite aunt.
(picture 24)

So I'm waiting for the Marshall,
hidden behind the next corner.

And then everything goes very quickly ...
(pictures 25 and 26)

Now I feel better, much better.
(picture 27)

...

But maybe I should have hurried a little bit more,
because suddenly I realize that I'm not alone.

And a few seconds later I'm helpless.
(pictures 28 and 29).

Something went wrong, terribly wrong ...
I'm just too stupid!



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to be continued
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[Julia]

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I need a rolling on the floor in uncontrollable laughter smiley!​

Welcome back, Julia!!!​

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Thanks Lali,

I'm glad you like it.

It's really a cruel report, isn't it?

 

[Julia]

Chapter VI: One way-road to Hell


Again my situation becomes critical:
I'm arrested by two unfriendly officers.
(picture 30)

With my usual politeness I try my best to plead for mercy,
begging them to let me free.
(picture 31)

However, there's no chance for me.
So they bring me to the next interrogation centre.
(picture 32)

From obvious reasons I have some sorrows.

And this time nobody will save me
from the coming things ...

I feel signs of an overwhelming panic ...

And indeed, the welcome in the interrogation centre is not very friendly.
Quite the contrary, the officer does not like me.
And the worse is ... that she takes my cigarettes away
and starts to smoke them herself.
(picture 33)

Then a painful interrogation starts.
(picture 34)
It's like holy inquisition, just more painful

Then, after a short break (picture 35)
I'm positioned in a strange way.
(picture 36)

For a moment I hope that this is already the final crucifixion position.

However, that's only an illusion.
In fact they will surely not let me die in such a relatively comfortable position.
Instead of this ... my execution will be worse,
much worse.

As usual I cry ...


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to be continued
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[thehangingtree]

#10.gif was beyond fantastic. It's a shame you didn't bump into Messa. She still has some Magic Madame Wu blended cigarettes...

Tree

 

[admihoek]

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I need a rolling on the floor in uncontrollable laughter smiley!​

Welcome back, Julia!!!​

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this one perhaps?volume is gone but.......................i'm just here had to read it first but

 

[messaline]

#10.gif was beyond fantastic. It's a shame you didn't bump into Messa. She still has some Magic Madame Wu blended cigarettes...
Tree

I'll give it one or two, but in PM ...
However, I know that Julia is here to suffer: let her this delight !

 

[Julia]

Chapter VII: Twilight's last gleaming


Unfortunately my hope to leave the world in a more or less stress-free way
was just an illusion.

And before the trial and the inevitable execution there are yet further educational measures to bear.

The new day already starts with an unfriendly awaken,
caused by a not very charming kick.
(picture 37)

From obvious reasons I'm not really enthusiastic about the interrogation officer and her behaviour.
And I guess her weight as about 2 or 3 tons.
(picture 38)

Unfortunately I'm not a weight-lifter.
So something must happen.

My brain is still working. And my teeth still function too.

So I suddenly have an idea.
(picture 39)

A second later,
after a dynamic bite ...
the air is filled by an earsplitting scream of a terribly hurt officer.
(picture 40)

And it comes even worse for her:
Using the element of surprise ... I make short work with her.
(picture 41)

Now I just have to clean the mess
(picture 42),
as well as enjoying a refreshing bath ...
and the world will be fine again.

Life is good, isn't it?


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to be continued
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[admihoek]

why are they so happy?

 

[Julia]

Chapter VIII: Justice strikes back


It was a pity that the officer's screams immediately alarmed her fellows.

So, after a short but painful struggle,
I'm lying on the floor, defeated and solidly tied.
(picture 43)

Although I beg them very politely
to be not too strict with me (picture 44)

... they don't hesitate to start whipping me back to obedience,
causing here and there a solid red on my back (picture 45),
as well as on my front side.
(picture 46)

Maybe it's not my day ...

Then, after an almost endless whipping,
and after I politely promise to become a good and obedient girl (picture 47)
... the terror finally stops.

Now I'm brought back to my cell
which is not very comfortable.
(picture 48)

Here I'm waiting for the coming things,
filled with an overwhelming fear.

But what can I do? Nothing!

I cry ...


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to be continued
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[Julia]

Chapter IX: The first Circle (of Hell)


Inspite of some soreness (picture 49)
the night was not too bad.

I even had a nice dream.
(picture 50)

However, the day is not so enjoyable:

A whipping here, some lashes there ...
(pictures 52-53)

Meanwhile my appearance is not very pleasing.
(picture 54)

And there are even more agonizing methods of interrogation.
(pictures 55 and 56)

In the meantime I have confessed any crimes I ever committed,
like speed offenses
and overdue books from the library.

I even confessed several things which were not really my fault,
for instance the outbreak of World War I,
or the especially long and cruel Swiss Civil War between 1918 and 1990
with its thousands of victims.

But that's still not enough.
The interrogators want to know more.

And so ... there is no escape for me from this hell.

Meanwhile I lost every hope.

And I only want to die,
just to end this torment.

But it's still a long, long way ...


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to be continued
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[admihoek]

all sins?

 

[Julia]

Chapter X: The second circle (of Whatever ...)


The terror continues,
even increases.

One interrogation officer is especially mean:
She even enjoys my obvious withdrawal symptoms.
(picture 57)

Right now I would do anything for getting something to smoke.

So she starts to play with me,
asking me if I would like to enjoy a cigarette.
(picture 58)

Of course I don't deny such a question.

However, Five painful minutes -and some blisters- later
I have learned something ...
(picture 59)

It's really an educational place.
However, of course, I would prefer a cigarette rather than these educational crap.
But there is no chance.
And no cigarette for me.

And after annoying me with further stupid questions
(picture 60)
... she continues with the whipping,
until I'm more dead than alive.
(picture 61)

Once again some soreness is inevitable
(picture 62),
but at least I can enjoy a short moment of recovering.
(picture 63)

However, the worst is still waiting for me ...


...
to be continued
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[thehangingtree]

Fear not, Julia, The THT, Inc. is demanding their union cards. You will be well crucified...

T

 

[thehangingtree]

Chapter X: The second circle (of Whatever ...)


The terror continues,
even increases.

One interrogation officer is especially mean:
She even enjoys my obvious withdrawal symptoms.
(picture 57)

Right now I would do anything for getting something to smoke.

So she starts to play with me,
asking me if I would like to enjoy a cigarette.
(picture 58)

Of course I don't deny such a question.

However, Five painful minutes -and some blisters- later
I have learned something ...
(picture 59)

It's really an educational place.
However, of course, I would prefer a cigarette rather than these educational crap.
But there is no chance.
And no cigarette for me.

And after annoying me with further stupid questions
(picture 60)
... she continues with the whipping,
until I'm more dead than alive.
(picture 61)

Once again some soreness is inevitable
(picture 62),
but at least I can enjoy a short moment of recovering.
(picture 63)

However, the worst is still waiting for me ...


...
to be continued
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... excuse me, I seemed to have misplaced my smokes. If you're just going to burn her with them I'd like to borrow a few...

T

 

[Fantasmo]

She even enjoys my obvious withdrawal symptoms.
(picture 57)
...

Take note:
"When ever preparing crucifixion of Julia, construct a "cigarette holder" that is mounted on the stipes right below the titulus: It should consist of a mounting plate and an arm that is bent downwards and holding a burning cigarette 50cm in front of her face (check that it is really just barely out of reach")