malins
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You just gave a new idea to the witchfinders, the milkmaid testWhy do witches wish they could milk cows?
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"A compendium of witches"
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montycrusto
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malins
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Anyway having apprehended a girl they suspect of being witchy,
the local witchfinders are applying the new milk test they've heard of,
but they don't know quite how it's supposed to work...
Is the milk supposed to curdle when it runs over witches' bodies? are her breasts supposed to sizzle and melt?
This day the witch escapes!
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montycrusto
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Waste of good milk! Bring back the rack and hot pincers!
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montycrusto
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Beautiful post @malins .. I think a photoshopped pentagram should be evidence enough for the witch finders!
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montycrusto
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Why do witches wish they could milk cows?
Come on guys, this is an open goal:
“What, you mean why do cows wish they could milk witches?”
(Do I have to do everything myself??
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Which normal cow would not wish to milk such udders
And that should be enough proof for even the dumbest witch finder.
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montycrusto
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How very odd. Mind you, we have a squirrel around here, so why not a rabbit?
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montycrusto
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This animal needs a lot of whipping! (I’m not talking about the horse!)
Of course not the poor horse, that would also be cruelty to animals and that is forbidden.This animal needs a lot of whipping! (I’m not talking about the horse!)
The first attempt to cook a flight tincture and this was the result:
Roberta
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Especially #1
Roberta
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Loving #1 to #3
Gibbs505
SERVORUM DOMITOR
Thats not a witch, that the Dukes third wife and she loves a whipping!
It would cope - that is one lucky horse!Of course not the poor horse, that would also be cruelty to animals and that is forbidden.
