“Your Most Honorable Judge Admi, I have reviewed the charge against Barbaria…” Messa said.
“You have?” the judge asked as he looked for the folder that held the charge.
“I have. Barbaria has been accused of buying the adorable little slave Blaire on credit and she hasn’t the means to pay the loan back. I present to you Barbaria’s checkbook and you will see that she has more than adequate funds to pay off the loan and Bull and Gunner had never called in the loan.
“Therefore I suggest the court loan Barbaria a pen and she will happily write a check for the four plus million dollars she owes Bull and Gunner.”
Messa flashed a boob at the Judge and he said “I think that would satisfy court.”
The Judge agreed until Sir Wragg shouted “Wait! Barbaria has not paid her dues to the UFSO!”
“And how much does she owe?”
“Four months” Sir Wragg screamed almost spitting as he talked.
“OK that would be $4.33 million to buy out Blaire, four months dues at ten dollars a month- another $40 dollars, and $22.50 of court costs, Barbaria. So if you would write a check for $4,330,062.50 you are free to go.”
Barbaria did so and as Messa and Barbaria left the courtroom it was overheard “Come on Barbaria, the parcel came today from
Nailus Martyrs! You won’t believe what these things look like!”
Sir Wragg stormed out of the courtroom and climbed into his limousine to ride back to the airport swearing revenge on Messa and Barbaria and he vowed he would find a way to own Blaire also!
Tree rocked back in his chair and smiled. To the empty courtroom he said “Chalk up another win, Tree…”
Tree