Barb goes BATS

[montycrusto]

“Now, there’s just one last matter yet to be addressed. Mr. Tree!
Are you prepared to enlighten us as to your fee?”

This tendency to rhyme will affect us all in time!

 

[montycrusto]

in a real wratch

I looked this up.. and I’m none the wiser..

 

[twonines]

I looked this up.. and I’m none the wiser..

My mind was obviously engaged elsewhere when I added the superfluous "W".

 

[montycrusto]

My mind was obviously engaged elsewhere when I added the superfluous "W".

Don’t worry, @Wragg ’s been doing that since birth

 

[Loxuru]

As you know, @Eulalia, my Scottish alter girl and servant, came to me, years ago, as an orphan on the recommendation of my good and Holy friend, John Hamilton, Bishop of Whithorn. I have supervised her education and spiritual life to the best of my ability, with liberal chastisement and generous use of the cane. However, you would almost think she found pleasure in the beatings.”

Ah! Eulalia! The one we were waiting for!

 

[montycrusto]

Ah! Eulalia! The one we were waiting for!

She’s been bewitching us for years, it must be comeuppance time

 

[Loxuru]

She’s been bewitching us for years, it must be comeuppance time

I suppose, every Englishman believes, he was made after God's image, and a Scotsman after the devil's image?

 

[montycrusto]

I suppose, every Englishman believes, he was made after God's image, and a Scotsman after the devil's image?

What about someone who’s half Scots and half English? (Me)

 

[Loxuru]

What about someone who’s half Scots and half English? (Me)

Ouch! It's getting complicated!

 

[Barbaria1]

What about someone who’s half Scots and half English? (Me)

THAT would have to be a somewhat tarnished image of the Almighty.

 

[montycrusto]

I suppose, every Englishman believes, he was made after God's image, and a Scotsman after the devil's image?

What about someone who’s half Scots and half English? (Me)

THAT would have to be a somewhat tarnished image of the Almighty.

Always wondered why I look like this, now I know

 

[Loinclothslave]

What about someone who’s half Scots and half English? (Me)

Sounds like a potential volunteer- maybe for next year’s burning festival?

 

[montycrusto]

Also let’s not forget that Scots means Irish, and English means German

 

[Barbaria1]

Also let’s not forget that Scots means Irish, and English means German

Which means what? One can’t trust any of them?

 

[montycrusto]

Which means what? One can’t trust any of them?

YOU might say that; I couldn’t possibly comment The only truly British people are the Welsh, who came from France.

 

[Barbaria1]

YOU might say that; I couldn’t possibly comment

Since my own ancestors were a bunch of Scots, Welsh and Vikings, I probably shouldn’t comment either.

 

[montycrusto]

Since my own ancestors were a bunch of Scots, Welsh and Vikings, I probably shouldn’t comment either.

Oh I’m sure you must have had a bit of Andalusian Moor in you somewhere.. I’m not saying which bit..

 

[Loxuru]

The only truly British people are the Welsh, who came from France.

From Brietagne, I guess.
The French themselves, descend from German tribes (Franks) either!
Really complicated now!

 

[Barbaria1]

YOU might say that; I couldn’t possibly comment The only truly British people are the Welsh, who came from France.

Don’t forget about those Normans. Pushy bastards kinda took over, didn’t they?

 

[montycrusto]

From Brietagne, I guess.
The French themselves, descend from German tribes (Franks) either!
Really complicated now!

It’s best to just assume that everyone comes from somewhere else, with the possible exception of a few East Africans.