Barb goes BATS

[Harsh Martinet]

It was necessary to order wooden horses in China!!! (comics by [渊] [Fallen Flowers])

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Please notice Barb. THIS is how to conduct yourself when it's your turn to be mounted....cooperating with willingness and dignity

 

[montycrusto]

She’s a Barbie Girl
In a Barbie World…
Full of glitches,
Caused by witches,
You can pull her hair,
And whip her derrière..
Its fantastic,
I’m so sarcastic..

 

[ledoux]

cooperating with willingness and dignity

Willingness, dignity?

First, you could start by putting this into terms Barb could at least understand:
"No screaming, thrashing, biting, and spitting at people"

Then, into something the Barb we know and love might actually agree to DO other than screaming, thrashing, biting, and spitting at people:
Um ... um ... lemme get back to you on that one.

 

[Harsh Martinet]

Willingness, dignity?

First, you could start by putting this into terms Barb could at least understand:
"No screaming, thrashing, biting, and spitting at people"

Then, into something the Barb we know and love might actually agree to DO other than screaming, thrashing, biting, and spitting at people:
Um ... um ... lemme get back to you on that one.

One way or another, Barb will ride

 

[Barbaria1]

One way or another, Barb will ride View attachment 1035904

THAT would be me … offering fierce but futile resistance every step of the way.

 

[montycrusto]

‘Tis certain that Barb will ride
Nude on a wooden horse tied.
With infinite malice,
We’ve added a phallus
That stretches her tight little wide.

 

[twonines]

HM`s special flogging, of course,
Takes place on a wooden horse.
As each slut rides her phallus,
The mob remain callous,
And the lash is applied with full force.

 

[Harsh Martinet]

God help me! I actually LIKED those last two limericks

 

[Harsh Martinet]

‘Tis certain that Barb will ride
Nude on a wooden horse tied.
With infinite malice,
We’ve added a phallus
That stretches her tight little wide.

I'm wondering....is this going to be one size fits all?

 

[Harsh Martinet]

I'm glad to have delighted the crowd....but I fear this made me look more than a little bonkers.

Jackie, you'll have a chance to redeem yourself by riding the horse and YOUR phallus with proper decorum.

 

[Harsh Martinet]

THAT would be me … offering fierce but futile resistance every step of the way.

Can't blame HER for resisting! Look what she's going to rest her naughty bits on! You on the other hand are going to be situated on to a custom made wooden "lover". Just look at Kathy and Messaline.... you should embrace their eagerness and join in the fun

 

[twonines]

I'm wondering....is this going to be one size fits all?

Or all fit on one size?

 

[settantuno]

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[Harsh Martinet]

EXCELLENT depiction

 

[Harsh Martinet]

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A new and improved version of this one

 

[Barbaria1]

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OMG!!! @settantuno you have succeeded in capturing my vision perfectly. That’s wonderfully done!

 

[Harsh Martinet]

OMG!!! @settantuno you have succeeded in capturing my vision perfectly. That’s wonderfully done!

Makes me wish I could read your mind Barb....to see what other kinds of visions reside there....or maybe not

 

[Barbaria1]

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If one looks closely, he’s even included the phalluses. I didn’t notice that at first.

 

[Harsh Martinet]

If one looks closely, he’s even included the phalluses. I didn’t notice that at first.

You'd definitely notice if you were mounted on one

 

[Loxuru]

If one looks closely, he’s even included the phalluses. I didn’t notice that at first.

It's a Loxuru luxury model! Two seats, all options and gadgets included!