Barbie....the Best Model

[sympazero2]

Meanwhile, back at Mattel's Drawing Boards...



Bend it like Barbie...


Carve it like Barbie...


Burka it like Barbie...


Blood-Slurping Flesh-Feasting Barbie...


And finally, poor Arkansas Barbie
(we had such hopes for her!)
in the WalMart Express Check-Out line.

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Ego Stipes Ergo Sum

 

[Wragg]

Meanwhile, back at Mattel's Drawing Boards...



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And finally, poor Arkansas Barbie
(we had such hopes for her!)
in the WalMart Express Check-Out line.

​

Ego Stipes Ergo Sum

They sell some WEIRD stuff at Walmart

 

[rb1956]

View attachment 183432 Look quick then....

a view to die for!!!! simply delicious...may i have seconds please???

 

[Naraku]

Barbie is now 55. Time take it's toll on all of us.

 

[Wragg]

Barbie is now 55. Time take it's toll on all of us.
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Ken didn't give her enough exercise

 

[L.T.]

Ken didn't give her enough exercise

He didn't have any exercise equipment!

 

[Wragg]

He didn't have any exercise equipment!

For the avoidance of doubt, L.T. does not mean one of these

 

[Madiosi]

View attachment 183640
Carve it like Barbie...

Tell her it is not necessary! It is good as it is!
​

 

[Naraku]

He didn't have any exercise equipment!

 

[Top-Cat]

Barbie Kidnapped?



Top-Cat

 

[me0609]

what will happen with her next??

 

[sympazero2]

Barbie's idea of the Ice Bucket Challenge


Waiting for Uber to take her to her BFF's apartment...

Where they'll drink the contents of the ice bucket

Get sloppy shit-faced and do this...

And in the morning Barbie will go home...

(Where the f**k is that Uber taxi??)
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Ego Stipes Ergo Sum​

 

[Top-Cat]

what will happen with her next??

me0609

If I tell you this, I'll have to kill you then.

Top-Cat

 

[Wragg]

me0609

If I tell you this, I'll have to kill you then.

Top-Cat

Maybe someone's supposed to pay a ransom?

 

[Top-Cat]

Maybe someone's supposed to pay a ransom?

Maybe Lord W, maybe.

Top-Cat

 

[sympazero2]

What's next? Barbie Selfie without make-up?
Heaven Forfend!



Barbie as Bigot!?
Say it ain't so!​

http://www.cambio.com/2014/04/17/wh...the-sho/?cps=gravity_1832_-393158056364334981

Scroll down to the clip

It'll make your Saturday.​

Ego Stipes Ergo Sum

 

[Naraku]

She's not racist....

She's bat-shit crazy!

 

[IgnikaMarcus]

What's next? Barbie Selfie without make-up?
Heaven Forfend!

View attachment 188067

Barbie as Bigot!?
Say it ain't so!​

http://www.cambio.com/2014/04/17/wh...the-sho/?cps=gravity_1832_-393158056364334981

Scroll down to the clip
View attachment 188068
It'll make your Saturday.​

Ego Stipes Ergo Sum

W/o the make-up and all that shit, she actually looks normal.
With it on, she may as well be related to the Joker.

 

[sympazero2]

This just in:
Snacking while watching the Superbowl,
Barbie accidentally ate Ken and six of his buddies...

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Ego Stipes Ergo Sum

 

[sympazero2]

Although initially reported as a fatality, later reports
indicate Ms Barbie was rushed to hospital after the midday collision
with a 4x4 on the Pacific Coast Highway at Malibu.
Just before she lost consciousness Barbie
asked who was driving the SUV that hit her...
When informed it was Bruce Jenner
(the reportedly soon-to-be-trans-gendered celebrity),
Barbie was heard to mutter "F**cking women drivers!"

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Ego Stipes Ergo Sum