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Barb's Vacation
- Thread starter thehangingtree
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...come to bed, Barb...
If this cross doesn’t kill me the heat will! To my right the stage drops a couple steps. Men with ‘Event Staff’ T-shirts open two panels and drop posts into the sockets. I have no idea what they are doing. I need water and I still need to come!
Tree sits on the deck of the National Museum of Crucified Women. He is perplexed that the museum will crucify women let him smoke inside it. Sir Despard Wragg walked out and says “I hear you wanted to see me. Please be quick, I am having a busy and quite profitable night inside!”
“Barb needs water and release from my sister’s potion or she could die” Tree told him.
“That would be her problem” Sir Wragg snarls.
“Hers …and mine; you are in the US. It wouldn’t be hard to get a jury that would find your ass liable for her death and you could lose your abbey.”
He laughs at Tree and says “A jury of my peers would never find me guilty of anything.”
Tree glares at him and says “It won’t be a criminal case but a civil one. The jury is usually more favorable to the plaintiffs and it doesn’t require but nine out of twelve jurors to find against you.”
“I have heard about your success in court, Tree. Why should I worry?”
“…because civil law is what I studied and the (only) case I won was a civil case.”
“Doesn’t your country have appeals courts?” Wragg asks.
“Yeah, and you might even win. But how much are you willing to spend?” Tree demands as a cheer comes from inside the museum.
“I’ll consider what you said but the ‘winner’ of the first drawing is about to experience the expertise of Primus Pilus” Wragg replies.
I really need water and I have to have an orgasm! What are they doing to this girl? I see the man with the whip approach her. I scream ‘Leave her alone! Aren’t you happy with what you are doing to me?”
“I am not” Sir Wragg replies. “Please shut up if you want water.”
Barb is trouble by her options as Primus Pilus draws the whip back…
Tree
Tree sits on the deck of the National Museum of Crucified Women. He is perplexed that the museum will crucify women let him smoke inside it. Sir Despard Wragg walked out and says “I hear you wanted to see me. Please be quick, I am having a busy and quite profitable night inside!”
“Barb needs water and release from my sister’s potion or she could die” Tree told him.
“That would be her problem” Sir Wragg snarls.
“Hers …and mine; you are in the US. It wouldn’t be hard to get a jury that would find your ass liable for her death and you could lose your abbey.”
He laughs at Tree and says “A jury of my peers would never find me guilty of anything.”
Tree glares at him and says “It won’t be a criminal case but a civil one. The jury is usually more favorable to the plaintiffs and it doesn’t require but nine out of twelve jurors to find against you.”
“I have heard about your success in court, Tree. Why should I worry?”
“…because civil law is what I studied and the (only) case I won was a civil case.”
“Doesn’t your country have appeals courts?” Wragg asks.
“Yeah, and you might even win. But how much are you willing to spend?” Tree demands as a cheer comes from inside the museum.
“I’ll consider what you said but the ‘winner’ of the first drawing is about to experience the expertise of Primus Pilus” Wragg replies.
I really need water and I have to have an orgasm! What are they doing to this girl? I see the man with the whip approach her. I scream ‘Leave her alone! Aren’t you happy with what you are doing to me?”
“I am not” Sir Wragg replies. “Please shut up if you want water.”
Barb is trouble by her options as Primus Pilus draws the whip back…
Tree
Ok, first off the law says you have to smoke that filthy thing at least 25 feet away from a public entrance. So move buster.Second. I am horny not thirsty....to hell with water ... I need relief .... fast
Third, I know a dirty little secret ... Wragg is here without a proper visa ... now that Congress has messed with immigration reform, he will soon be deported back to Blighty.
Fourth, who is that girl?
View attachment 239353 ...whatever could have possibly made him think that?
...I don't know, Barb. Let me think about it...
messaline
Crucified Amazon
If you need, Tree, Messa can interfere to discreetly get rid of Wragg ...
He will not refuse an invitation to a hotel and while we will make love, a little syringe could clear up the problem ...
It will appear like a heart attack , viewed his age ...
Oh, Messa. I am sure Wragg would fall for that. Watch out though, he has a tough ticker
While every one on the site would appreciate you generous offer and that is a sacrifice that could only be topped if you 'did in' Primus Pilus I fear theIf you need, Tree, Messa can interfere to discreetly get rid of Wragg ...
He will not refuse an invitation to a hotel and while we will make love, a little syringe could clear up the problem ...
It will appear like a heart attack , viewed his age ...
There are strange twists here...
Tree
Hey, nails are not allowed on stage here ... this is a licensed entertainment venue... not the Hill of 100 Crosses.
Damn right. And one of these days we will meet in court and I will trounce you good.
Primus pilus
Magister Australis
Well Barb, if nails are banned then hammers might be too. Phewww she says not listening to what comes next...just like she never reads that fine print.....Hey, nails are not allowed on stage here ... this is a licensed entertainment venue... not the Hill of 100 Crosses.
Pp has just done his conference centre induction and reckons there is no restriction on 6 inch coach bolts and a cordless drill. Doubt they meet Licenced practitioner's rules but an option if the bloody lawyers stick their noses in.